Thoughts Aloud!

Chapter 4- 'You Can't Sit With Us'

Its funny how like EVERYBODY belongs to some sort of friend group, well if they don't they are considered a loner so...
And there's different types of friend groups, isn't there? For example:-
The noisy ones- nobody can stand
The popular ones- they might as well where there skirts as belts
The silent ones- Who never talk and are pretty much unknown to most of the school
The Instagram obsessors- Spend lunch repetitively checking likes and follows
I could go on FOREVER but it will just get more stereotypical each time so its better if i stop here, you know, for all times sake.

And then there is the types of people in the friend group- This is where i can relate to my life (WAHOO!)
1. The drama queen- Everything good is life changing, everything bad is like DEATH and everything exciting is like when boys score goals in a football match. Seriously what is the big deal about that anyway? Its like 'OMG WOW you kicked a football into a net! BRAVO BRAVO! This is what you've achieved in life! Some people live on to be doctors, scientists or professors but no, no this guy kicked a football into a net! We all must worship him." I warned you my sarcasm would kick in so you can take that shocked look of your face! Just Kidding! No seriously...
2. The app obsessor- We all know that know person where no matter what app it is they are on it checking likes, votes, tweets or/and followers, basically anything they can check it will become their priority to repetitively obsess over it for the next few moths.
3. The comedian- I guess you can see 'the retard' since they will go far, and i mean far, from normal to turn everything and anything into a comedy scene and sometimes they don't even mean to- it just happens!! Like one time, me and my friends were feeding the ducks, and my friend ACCIDENTALLY hit a swan in the face with a hob-no, A SWAN!!!!! And trust me, it was NOT happy! Now, i love swans (so don't get me wrong) but they aren't the most delightful creatures on earth when an idiot (i strongly apologise to the person I'm referring to as the idiot) hits them round the face with a biscuit.
4. The trouble maker- The one who always creates the drama because well, thats what they do. You know the drill, you're sitting at lunch pretending to listen to 'The app obsessor' rambling on about likes and followers..HOLD IT...May i just say, WHAT A REFERENCE! Ok, as i was saying, and you're thinking 'Jeez, today has been so unproblematic!' Is 'unproblematic' even a word or did i just make that up????? Anyways, then the trouble maker has to come in at that EXACT moment and con-jumble your mind with things that make your day suck. Con-jumble!!! Its not a word either is it? Im gonna start my own dictionary, why didn't i think of that before?
5. The Planner- Who literally organises everything, from this to that. But, it keeps them happy and you never have to bother about deciding on dates or times so its a bit of a win, win situation!
6. The listener- who you can just talk to about everyone else in the group (which really relieves stress.) Oooh, you know what else relieves stress?! RESCUE stress drops, perfect to help keep OCD under control! 'Prescribed by therapists, Approved by me!' Forget Writing I should go into advertisement.
7. And finally, the annoying one who is just constantly IN YOUR FACE either whining or jumping or doing anything else that annoys everybody around you. (I may or may not have been guilty of this.)

Normally in friend groups there is always that one person that, lets put it this way, if they were on fire and you had water you would drink the water unless you are an extremely nice person and then god bless you. But, there is and surely you hate them because of a certain reason. So you think back to that reason and if you cant find that reason the THINK AGAIN! And keep thinking until you find it........done?.......Ok!

Fall outs can sometimes be really lame, don't you agree? One minute the girls are friends and the next they are planning war on each other. There should be a guide:
How to plan war on your best friend you loved 2 minutes ago:
Step 1: Find a group of friends (the bigger the better, then more people will be on your side.)
Step 2: Start crying and tell them YOUR side of the story, making the other person seem really evil.
Step 3: Don't stop until they ALL believe you, it could take a while.
Step 4: Devise a plan, NO ATTEMPTED MURDER ALLOWED, not yet anyway
Step 5: Launch the plan, gain some hope.
Step 6: If all else fails, you still have your pillow. Or you could just remember next time that its not WW3 and that sometimes you need to just agree with the other person because trust me, thats a whole lot easier!