Chapter 1- Introducing Me!

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Hi! I'm Sophie (not that you care), I do try and be social, but sometimes I don't think people appreciate my presence but, oh well their loss. I cant draw and I'm not brilliant at musical instruments but I'm excellent at listening to music, if that counts!? I used to do ballet only i never stuck at it, its hard with all the twists, turns and the leg kicks. Oh, and the foot placements?! Why foot placements?! Thats probably why i quit, because in my mind how my feet are positioned is completely AND UTTERLY UNIMPORTANT! That and the fact I'm most likely to be the most inflexible person on the planet. Seriously, I'm like a super-glued barbie doll; but to be honest it doesn't really matter much anyway. Does it? Just think, doing the splits isn't going to save you from a pack of wild werewolves. See what I mean?
Apparently, Inflexible isn't a word nor is weaponed- now they tell me?! So all my life I've thought they were real words and now they're not? Really? I have a lot of realisations, so much in fact ive made a book full of them! Crazy right..You should see the stuff thats in it!
THINGS I THOUGHT...THAT ARE APPARENTLY WRONG.
*USA is a country, NOT a continent- How did that happen?
* Pop Noodle is actually called POT Noodle- Thats makes a lot more sense!
* Game Of Thrones is NOT a movie- In my defence, I'm not a movie person.
* Mrs Brown's Boys is also Not a movie- Hey, it shows i don't spend my life watching TV, I'd like to say I have a life but most people would agree I don't
The funniest thing is that i have been on this planet for more than enough years now and come on, lets face it how come i was the only one who didn't realise this stuff???? How?
To be honest though all this 'Gives Me Hope!'

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