Yo, my name is John Silver, and I have been fucking reborn!!! FUCK YOU GOD OF REINCARNATION!!!
I wasn't even been reincarnated in a cool race, like Saiyan or something, nope, just your regular-ass human, a FUCKING human, but I guess that's fine, it doesn't matter if I don't get my super OP ultimate abilities...
My edgy abilities.
My.... anime-related... Abilities...
.... I'm not crying! You are! Shut up!
Anyways, I wasn't even reincarnated in a functional family... and no I wasn't abused as you'll see in fanfiction, nor have I been neglected... I've just been abandoned...
Meh, I don't really care.
The problem is that three months after I arrived in this world I realized it was the worst possible world to have reincarnated in... I wanted something like early Yu-Gi-Oh or maybe something like Persona 4, hell I would even accept something like RWBY, but no... I had to be reincarnated in high school dxd... Just had to...
How do I know I've been reincarnated in DxD you ask?
Well, it's quite simple...
The first indication, the place I was abandoned is a church. Not very solid evidence I know, but let's see why this church is special shall we?
[Reasons Special Church is Special:]
- It worships God intensely, and I'm talking locking kids up for not praying enough kinds of intense.
- The head of the church says that angels will appear when we turn seven to test if we are worthy of god... Now when I first noticed these two I considered the Church being covered in weed, or cocaine leaves, or the church members doing drugs, but nope, the church is made out of regular wood and is covered by regular vines, nothing special at all.
- They pray to god, and below the cross, there is a sword in-display... Yes, a sword.
The sword is a two-handed sword with a grip long enough that can be held with about 3 adult hands with a cross in the pommel. It contains an axe-like guard and a second grip with a chain-like form connecting the guard with the blade, with the blade itself being huge and long that ends with 3 points.
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That sound familiar? No?
Well, it should! It's the Excalibur of destruction in Highschool dxd!!!
That's not even the best piece of evidence I've got!!!
- Three months in the church I hear a baby about my age was transferred here, it was a girl who the nuns in the church started calling... take a fucking guess, will you?
