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Dare 7: Dinner Date

@FighterCass: Hmmm... *evil laugh* i dare crosshairs to set up ironhide and hound on a date :D

Crosshairs: you have that look..oh no, I am not doing any dares!!
Jamie: yes, you are. *Pulls him into a standing position*
Crosshairs: *thinking of the popular dare he's read people want involving him*. It couldn't be that one, could it?  *Reads the comment* fine, so how are we doing this?
Jamie: easy, get them to go to the same place simultaneously and set up a romantic dinner.
Crosshairs: says the one not interested in romantic stuff.
Jamie: *silence.*
Crosshairs: ok, let's go figure out where we're doing this.

The tricky part is where to set up a romantic dinner without other bots or humans walking in on them.  The only room is the conference room, which is an odd location, and might make this harder, but there's no other room and impossible to close the cafeteria.  There's also the challenge of cookies dinner.

Crosshairs: we can try to claim I'm cooking us dinner.
Jamie: going to have to, unless by chance no one else wants to make their dinner as your cooking. I don't think I can distract everyone. We can't get takeout cause our two victims will eat.
Crosshairs; get them out of the base?
Jamie: It might be better to do that. Oh, I know

Jamie gets Ironhide and Hound to go back to her dimension to work on the chicken coop.  Crosshairs will have three hours to cook and set up before Ironhide and Hound suggest going to get dinner. This should also keep the mechs from questioning what's going on.

Crosshairs is a nervous wreck about getting caught and how this could backfire on him and Jamie.
Crosshairs: *thinking* I could use Drift's help. Of all the times for him to be on patrol.

Crosshairs manages to finish cooking and setup. Next step; text messages. This is another area with not many options.  Crosshairs tells them there's a last-minute meeting. One problem with that is if either mech sees any of the others.

Crosshairs: Sideswipe, we're running a little late. Have the others go into the lounge room and start watching the stream without us.

Crosshairs: *thinking* glad everyone likes this Twitch streamer, and they're doing a long stream. Ironhide and Hound don't know about it.
Crosshairs goes to hide since the others think he's running late.

Ironhide: no one is here, and what the frag?
Sees the room's odd romantic theme.
Hound: I have no idea.
The two "accidentally" trip and fall into the room, and the door closes on them, locking them in the room.
Jamie: I'm going to be in so much trouble. No way they don't think it's me.

Ironhide: well, might as well eat the food.
Hound: in this room? *Tries to open the door. I guess we're eating here.
The two sit at the table across from each other, struggling to ignore the setup and wondering if whoever set this up knows something while waiting for Sideswipe to open the door, take pictures and lie that the two are on a date.  They start talking about revenge on Sideswipe but realize something Sideswipe can't do.

The next day, while Jamie is alone.
Ironhide and Hound: *clears throats*
Jamie: what?
Ironhide: what was that last night in the conference room!
Jamie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Crosshairs watches as the two mechs fight Jamie for her phone, which Ironhide successfully gets. He knows what to look for.
Ironhide: I knew it! CROSSHAIRS!!
Crosshairs puts his plate on the table and runs to the hanger.
Hound: some guardian he is.
Ironhide: I wonder how long it'll be before he comes back.
Hound: I don't know, but I have an idea for a prank.
Jamie: *thinking* scrap.

A/N: hey, you never said they had to realize they love each other. Oh, boy, Crosshairs is in trouble.