black clover (criminal AU)

chapter 11

It was now October 4th meaning today was Asta and yuno's birthday and a day he would be normally spending with yuno who was like a brother to him but since yuno already had plan he didn't wanna bother him. As Asta was still sleeping peacefully in bed when he was awakend by a loud banging on his door, it really annoyed that he couldn't go back to sleep and that he had to answer it. Asta found the motivation to get out of bed, as soon Asta opened the door he pointed his pistol at who ever was banging on his door and to his surprise it was Yuno who looked at Asta with a neutral expression

Asta:what not ganna react to the gun?

Yuno:it's not loaded

Asta:yeah and how do you know that?

Yuno:cause you have the magazine in your other hand

Asta:[looks at hand] whatever, what are you doing here anyways? Thought you were going to spend the day with your "girlfriend" mimosa... And Noelle

Yuno:first off that's later tonight and also Mimosa's not my girlfriend yet

Asta:yet he says

Yuno:shut up

Asta:so then why are you here?

Yuno:ahhh you know to spend the morning part of our birthday together

Asta:shouldn't have bothered I was just ganna sleep in maybe go to the bar, get laid you know the kind of stuff we've been doing we did for the past five years, you sure you don't wanna go to bar and pick up women, I remember you managed to pick up two girls for a threesome

Yuno:quit bringing that up it was three years ago. God you were such a bad influence on me all those years ago

Asta:what!? The threesome was last year dumbass and I didn't have anything to do with that, THAT was all you

Yuno:whatever, look if you're not ganna celebrate with us tonight you just wanna celebrate now?

Asta:it's to fucking early to go to the bar

Asta walks to his fridge and grabs a beer

Yuno:I wasn't thinking about the bar and didn't you say it's to early to go to the bar

Asta:yeah, Want one?

Yuno:I'm good

Yuno looks around as he sees how filthy Asta's apartment was, dirty clothes on the floor, empty cups of instant ramen, and on top of all that cans and cans of beer scattered all over the floor, it was no secret Asta had many problems but his biggest problems were his drinking and smoking it worried yuno seeing someone he considered his brother go through all this.

Yuno:you know you should stop drinking alot of alcohol

Asta:you tell me this all the time and my answer is never

Yuno:it's not good for your health

Asta:just let me live the way I wanna live

Yuno:fine, anyways why don't we go out for breakfast I'll pay, I know you can't turn down food especially when it's free

Asta:[sighs] you got me there, fine where are we eating?

Yuno:whereever you want

Asta grins at Yuno

Yuno:I'm gamma regret this aren't I

Asta:we're going to that expensive dinner downtown

Yuno:fuck

Asta:let's go, you have your gym bag with you?

Yuno:I always keep it in the trunk of my car why? You wanna go to the gym after breakfast?