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INSPIRE BY MANY OF THEM IN TUMBLR, BLESS THEM ALL! ❤❤❤
I TRIED ANYWAYS! :)

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Henry: I missed you so much.

Charlotte: I only gone for an hour.

Henry: Yeah, and it felt like a fucking eternity. Give me a hug.

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Charlotte: Tell me I'm cute one more time and I will fucking-

Henry: Shut up cutie.

Charlotte:...fuck you.

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Charlotte: Are you okay?

Henry: Yes.

Charlotte: Are you hurt?

Henry: No.

Charlotte: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING KNUCKLEHEAD?!

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Henry: Charlotte and I have gone out together every night this week so far, I'd say we're almost officially boyfriend and girlfriend.

Jasper: So which one are you?

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Henry: *Come wandering out of their bedroom with a small pout on their face* I just had a dream where I got to eat all these delicious cookies and now I'm starving.

Charlotte: *Holds up a batch of freshly made chocolate chip cookies* We're they similar to these by any chance?

Henry: *His face lighten up* I love you.

- Alternatively,

Henry: The one in my dream were actually made with white chocolate chips cookies.

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Charlotte: I'm getting a very bad feeling about this place.

Henry: That is because you are scared.

Charlotte: No, it's because I value my life and I don't want to die horribly.

Henry: Fair point.

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Henry: How is the most beautiful girl in the world doing today?

Charlotte: *Not looking up from the monitor* I don't know, how are you?

Henry: ...

Henry: I'm fine.

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Henry: *Refusing to get out of the bed.

Charlotte: Just get up! It's not that hard.

Henry: NO! I'm hibernating.

Charlotte: What?! It's not that cold outside and plus you're not even an animal!

Henry: I CAN BE WHAT I WANT TO BE!

Charlotte: Just get out of your bed!

Henry: NO!

Charlotte: Ugh, that's it! *Shoved Henry our of his bed and started to drag him*

Henry: LET ME GO!

Charlotte: No.

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Charlotte: Why are you crying?

Henry: *Sobbing softly* You hit me, that's why!

Charlotte: We were playing a game that is similar to Mortal Kombat! That's literally the aim of the game!

Henry: You were supposed to let me win.

Charlotte: ...You think my competitive ass was going to let you win? Fuck no.

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Charlotte: What? I'm not aggressive!

Henry: Okay, last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips cookie!?

Charlotte: Survival of the fittest, Bitch!

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Charlotte: *Comes home from Junk-n-Stuff and find Henry which covered in red stuff* Who the fuck died in here?

Henry: *Pouting* The tomato sauce bottle.

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Charlotte: I was gone for less that 10 mins. How did you manage to burn down an entire fucking kitchen in that small window of Time?

Henry: Surprisingly easily, actually.

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Charlotte: You can't keep running from all of your problems, Henry. You have to learn to take some responsibility for your action.

Henry: NO! You can't make me!

Charlotte: And...you're running away from me now. Great.

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Henry: Hold on, are you worried about me?

Charlotte: Relax I'm get worried over everythi-

Jasper: She's worried about you. Just you.

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Henry: Would you like to see my cock?

Charlotte: ...

Charlotte: *Flustered and deep red* I- I um, What?

Henry: *Hold up a rooster* Meet the newest family member!

Charlotte: Why the fuck is there a rooster in this store?

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Henry: Remember to banned Charlotte from any possible dangerous weapons.

Ray: What kind of weapons exactly?

Henry: You know like laser, knifes, guns, pineapples-

Ray: Wait pineapples aren't a dangerous weapons.

Henry: *Gives Ray a glares* Well, they fucking are when SHE try to throw a million of them at your fucking face!

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Jasper: Why both of you have a same bruises on your forehead?

Henry: I accidentally bump her head while we kiss.

Charlotte: You moved first!

Piper: Maybe because you both go on the same time.

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This is it! I hope you like it, I just need more and if you all would help me! Just comment here for more ideas that you found!

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