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Chenry Vines 4

I use the generator and all of these are absolutely ridiculous LMAO. Sorry for not posting a lot, I hope you understand! ❤❤❤

INCORRECT QUOTE GENERATOR

Some are sensitive, please keep scrolling >~<
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Henry: Relationships should be 50/50. Charlotte cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Charlotte: Did it hurt when you fell-
Henry: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Charlotte: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Henry: ...
Charlotte: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Charlotte: Are you sure Henry's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
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Charlotte: The stars are so beautiful...
Henry: They're just giant balls of gas.
Charlotte: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Henry: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Charlotte: Oh…
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Henry: We’re getting married, bitches!
Charlotte: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Charlotte: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Henry: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Charlotte: That one. I want that one.
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Henry: This date is boring!
Charlotte: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Henry: Then why did you invite me?
Charlotte: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Charlotte I'll do whatever I want!
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Henry: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Charlotte: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Henry: I said within reason, Charlotte. How about I murder that guy?
Charlotte: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Henry: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Henry: I think I'm falling for you.
Charlotte: Then get up.
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Henry: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Charlotte: The dishes.
Henry: Wh-
Charlotte: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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Henry, sweating: Charlotte, there’s something I need to ask you-
Charlotte: Finally! You’re proposing!
Henry: How’d you know?
Charlotte: Henry, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Charlotte: I even picked it up once.
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Charlotte: Are you trying to seduce me?
Henry: Why, are you seducible?
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Henry: Okay, help me please!
Charlotte: Got two words for you.
Henry: I bet they won't be helpful.
Charlotte: Your problem.
Henry: I was right
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Henry: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Charlotte: What's that?
Henry: You've never had leftovers???
Charlotte: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Henry: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Charlotte: Alright, what's 30x17?
Henry: 47
Charlotte: That's not even close.
Henry: But it was fast.
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Charlotte : Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Henry : Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Charlotte :
Henry : I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
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Henry : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Charlotte : Mind your language!
Henry : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Charlotte :
Henry : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Charlotte : Watcha got there..?
Henry : *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.
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Charlotte : Any idiot would know that.
Henry : I knew that!
Charlotte : See?
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Henry : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Charlotte :
Charlotte : Henry , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Henry : * Sips coffee from bowl*
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Henry : Charlotte ! My face is on fire!
Charlotte : Henry ! Are you ok?!
Henry : Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Charlotte : But your face is on fire.
Henry : Yes.It's much faster than shaving.
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Henry : What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Charlotte : Go the fuck to sleep
Henry : What gif I don't want to?
Charlotte : Fuck You!
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Henry : Okay, truth or dare?
Charlotte : Truth
Henry : How many hours have you slept this week?
Charlotte :
Charlotte : ...Dare
Henry : Go to bed.
Charlotte : I don't like this game.
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Henry : Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Charlotte : Neither.
Charlotte : Because it's twelve.
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Henry : There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Charlotte : ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Henry : Don't stay up all night, Charlotte. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Henry: Where are you?
Charlotte: In bed.
Henry: Good I hope you’re naked.
Charlotte: No, I’m trying to take a nap, actually.
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Henry: I’m hard and you’re hungry, which do you think is more important right now?
Charlotte: My hunger, to be honest with you-
Henry: Incorrect, the right answer was my dick. Let’s kill two birds with one stone.
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Charlotte: Can we- hey, hey- c-can we. Can we please- Just tonight- j-just for tonight, c-can we
Henry: Oh lord, just spit it out!
Charlotte, progressively muffled on Henry’s clothes: Can we get McDonald’s for dinner
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