Actual diary entry: August 9th, 2020
I am in love😍, I am in love with a PSG player….. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I said I won’t be giving a weekly update but GEA went all full crazy😖 on me about making commitment to you guys
Commitment, what does that even mean? Well she is the boss, I have to listen to her…. So guys I will try to write every week, so understand me if you don’t receive an update….. or don’t, I really don’t care💁♀️
I spent the whole week surfing the net on how to transport myself to Paris and all I got was going through the norm which sucks😏
The norm takes a lot of time and obviously a lot of money and I need a shortcut out of this country
No harm is done by going to the embassy to know what I am up against and like every government organisation in my country, you have to wait for the person in charge because he or she is not on seat.
Sometimes, I wonder what could make government officers too busy to do the job they get paid for
While I was patiently tapping my toes, I noticed a young lady in her early 20s going up and down the reception like what Mama B will call ‘ileke idi’ (waist bead)🙄
I look around and I saw I was the only lady waiting in the reception in the midst of some really hot guys, then I understood the reason why she was parading☺
She reminds🤔 me of a lady I met at a particular junction in my life. Her name is…. Well, her name does not matter but she was a beautiful short lady with a promising front and a massive backside…. I don’t know if she is still the same.
But whenever she happens to be in the midst of handsome guys, she does this thing where she walks up and down like she is floating in the air and flaunting her asset to whoever is interested…. And trust me it works, you will literally see the guys’ eyes popping out of their sockets😏
I find this really hilarious because I wonder why ladies’ mould of black skin makes them lose their senses but if this is the norm what happens to ladies like GEA whose creator probably didn’t like her, a flat surface in front and a tiny little bit of elevation behind
I just hope my love (the PSG player) isn’t into massive backside … but who cares because I am going to make him fall in love with me.
I have had a lot of success in making men fall in love with me, so I am confident and if you need tips, all you need to do is ask
I am in love, I am in love with a PSG player, and this is me just thinking out loud😍😍
Blackie
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