Purpled Oneshots

Grocery AU

This was possibly the worst week Purpled had ever lived through.

All of the teachers suddenly decided they were gonna double the homework AND give the students a bunch of tests. Purpled hadn't gotten a lot of sleep because he was studying all night. He did his homework while in the break room at Grocery SMP, he was the cashier nothing special. His parents all of a sudden got even more abusive, and everyday he would come to work with one more scar than the last day.

Today was the same, go to school do a bunch of tests and get really tired. Get home and have a bottle of alcohol thrown at you, then go to work and help costumers until midnight. Study all night and get no sleep, then repeat.

The signs of him not sleeping were starting to show and the two other cashiers were beginning to worry, both from his eyebags, and all of his cuts.

Right now Purpled was on his way home ready to get a bottle thrown at him, he opened the door and put his hand up, catching the bottle thrown at him. Another was sent his way and crashed into his face, leaving a nasty scar on his face. He put down the bottle and walked into his room, pulling out his first-aid kit and fixing up the bleeding line on his face.

He threw off his backpack, and changed into his work uniform before putting the backpack on again. He quickly opened the window and jumped out, it was raining. He listened to the rain drop on the streets and sidewalks as he walked to work.

He entered through the staff entry and threw his backpack on the counter, then squeezing his hair to get some of the water out and drying off with a towel. He then opened the break room door and walked to his counter, turning on the light to indicate his register was open a lady quickly walked up to him.

He gave her a warm smile and scanned her items, before waving to her as she left. He sighed and looked at the line starting to pile up, 'This is gonna be a busy night.'

His eyes felt heavy as the lines started to die down, and fewer people came. He rubbed his eyes trying to get rid of the sleepiness, "Hey Purpled you okay? You have pretty dark eyebags, and that's a really nasty scar." Purpled looked at Karl who was frowning as he looked at him.

"Yeah I'm fine, just a bit tired." He smiled at the supervisor, even if it was clearly fake.

Can I get a Supervisor Karl Pog?

Karl frowned even more, "You wanna go home? I could take over and you can go home. Purpled shook his head as the supervisor sighed and left, Purpled helped another person before flicking off the light and taking his 20 minute break so he can do homework.

He cringed eternally at the stack of homework in his bookbag, before realising there was no time for that and got to work straight away. Before his break was over almost all of his homework was done, he could do the rest at home. He walked back over to his counter and once again flicked the light on.

Few customers came up to him, probably because of the time but soon he hears a "Give me all your money or I'll shoot!" He sighed as he looked up at the robber, "Honestly can my week get any worse?" He mumbled as he stood up straight. "Hey do you like sandwiches?" He asked the robber cockily, "Yeah why?" "Here's your knuckle sandwich!" He shoved his fist into the robbers face, making the guy stumble a bit.

I'm so good at this 💅 /j

Purpled walked around the counter, before kicking the guy in the ribs and grabbing his phone. He dialed 911 and put his foot on the man's back, keeping him on the ground while Purpled talked to the police. Soon the blaring sirens came up to the store and the police quickly arrested the man.

"How the fuck did you have that confidence?!?! That guy had a gun!" Quackity poked out of a shelf, looking at Purpled with shock. "Well, when you have a terrible week you couldn't give a fuck if you died." Purpled shrugged, glancing at the time before ending his shift and heading towards the staff only room and leaving to his house.