[they all drive down, then cut to General Grawl, dialing 2-5-1-2-0, walking to Chuck, looking at General Grawl and the soldiers]
General: Thought you could take over our world? [takes his sunglasses off] Your kind knows no decency.
Chuck: You mean chick magnets?
General: No, aliens. Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself, along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone.
[Chuck looks around]
General: If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
Soldier 1: Uh, General, sir? Am I supposed to shoot Hecknaver or Kolski?
Soldier 2: I shoot Kolski.
General: No. You shoot Meckavoy.
Soldier 2: Well, then who shoots Kolski?
Soldier 3: I can shoot myself.
General: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and grave Corporal Hisk.
Soldier 4: Yes, sir! [shoots at the soldier]
General: Not yet!
[the soldiers cock their guns]
Soldier 1: Drop your weapon!
Soldier 2: You.
Soldier 5: No! You first.
Soldier 6: You're mine, Hecknavar!
Soldier 7: I'm not taking my eyes off Kisno.
Soldier 8: Drop it, dirtbag!
[General and the soldiers look around, then Chuck presses the button]
Chuck: Oops!
[the soldiers fire their guns, shooting at each other]
General: Hold your fire!
[the soldier pulls up the electrocute, electrocuting the soldiers, firing the gun, then General growls]
General: HOLD YOUR FIRE!
[the soldiers stop electrocuting]
General: Captain Kisno, get everyone out of here.
Chuck: You're not thinking this is all my fault, right?
General: All right, if you won't tell us... [puts sunglasses on] ...there's another way to unlock secrets of your brain. Professor Kipple!
[Chuck looks at the guards with Professor Kipple]
General: He's all yours.
[Professor Kipple walks down by Chuck, then cut to the desert, with Rover driving down, with the car driving down, then they look at Rover, then they drive backward, then they all get out of the car, looking at Rover, then Skiff runs at Rover]
Skiff: He thinks we've found him.
Lem: [looks around] Hang on, Chuck. We'll find you.
[cut to Chuck, looking at the aliens, and the brain]
Professor Kipple: Ah! There you are. I was just warming up for you. Ah! Now, w'll have that brain out in no time.
Chuck: You don't want my brain. It's useless. I spent four years at a party school. Trust me, it's mush.
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Planet 51:Disney Princess crossover #1
AventuraGet ready for one of the biggest crossovers ever! Join Vanellope and the Disney Princesses as they end up in the world of 'Planet 51' and meet Astronaut Chuck Baker along with his alien friends, Lem, Neera, Skiff, Eckle and a little robot named Rove...
