Ways To Annoy Akashi Seijuro

I have no idea about how I come up with these

 26. tell him his first name starts with 's' and so does 'shorty' and 'straw berry'.

27. tell him his emperor is useless as Yamcha against Levi.

28. call him a noob in shogi.

29. tell him to drink milk.

30. say he is gayer than Sasuke.

31. play shogi against him and flip the table on him if on the verge of losing.

32. make him play shogi with Izaya.

33. challenge him to a rap battle.

34. tell him not to smile 'cause he looks ugly.

35. ask him if he makes Murasakibara give him piggy back rides.

36. ask him how it's like to have little legs.

37. tell him that his intelligence can't make up for his height.

38. ship him with Furihata.

39. tell him to learn something from Izuki senPIE since his jokes are ABSOLUTEly not funny.

40. introduce him to the amazing world of knb fanfictions.

41. yaoi fanfictions on wattpad to be exact.

42. ask him if he has a secret diary.

43. afterwards, threaten him to spill out each and every word he has written on his dairy if he didn't wrote a yaoi fanfic about him and Furihata.

44. spoil any book he might be reading.

45. tell him you would never get a hair cut from him.

46. ask him which ship does he prefer, akariko or akafuri.

47. ask him if he would give up his emperor eye in exchange for getting taller.

48. ask him if he has some sort of mental illness.

49. call him a narcissit.

50. lock him in a room with Nishinoya Yuu.

51. call him a snob.

52. call him a mortal.

53. then say you will come to his funeral.

54. call him a pipsqueak.

55. spoil the series for him.

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