Hello look who's here after 400 years lmao
Soooo I apologize for my absence for such a long time, a lot was happening at once to me and I didn't have internet connection for a long time. But since I'm back and settled now I made a new book called haikyuu!!headcanons. I'm literally haikyuu trash ATM nd can't wait for season 3. I also made an instagram for it where I will post them as edits so yea if you could check that out it would cool. More info in the book.
Insta account https://i.instagram.com/haikyuu_canons/
Anyways OMFG THE KNB STAGE PLAY LOOKS SO GOOD ESPECIALLY KAGAMI HYUUGA AND RIKO CANT WAIT FOR IT HOLY SHIT ITS GONNA DRAG ME BACK INTO KNB HELL.216. Send Kuroko a valentine's card from him.
217. on April fools day.
218. Get your hands on his baby photos.
219. Tickle the fuck outta him.
220. Tell him his emperor eye would be useless in swimming.
221. And literally everything else.
222. Photoshop his photos like a 'pro'.
223. Address to him as son. "I know what I'm about, son." "Don't order me around, son." "Shut the fuck up, son."
224. Call him short berry.
225. Ask him who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
226. Lock him in a room with Sugawara Koushi.
227. Or Beerus the destroyer.
228. Wake him up on a Sunday morning and tell him he has more time to sleep.
229. Write "the person who removes this is a dumb ass" in his notebooks.
230. Bullshit your way through arguments.
231. Tell him his emperor is over rated.
232. Ask him if Mayuzumi broke up with him after graduation.
233. Ask him if he watches 'my little pony'.
234. Or if he refers to his horse as 'pony' when no one's around.
235. Ask him if he likes chocolate.
236. Make fun of him if he says yes.
237. Get angry if he says no, act like you have been offended.
238. Tell him to 'come out of the closet' already.
239. Dare him to dance.
240. Break dance to be exact.
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Ways To Annoy Akashi Seijuro
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