Ways To Annoy Akashi Seijuro

eyy you know the drill by now (~˘▾˘)~

OMG THE LAST KNB EPISODE WAS FULL OF FEEELSSS!!!!

POOR KUROKO POOR MOMOI AND POOR SHIGE AHHH!!!

I was kinda surprised about how midorima was less of an asshole to kuroko, yet they were both like 'I hate this guy' in season one xD

and also! I would like to dedicate this chapter to my wattpad friend @laziestpersonever who decided to come back and I hope you post your amazing story again 'cause I loved it way too much!

and thanks for the 2k+ reads already! you guys are the best so here's a chapter for you! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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126. tell him that Touka Kirishima can kick his ass anytime, anywhere.

127. and he has a nice one.

128. call him the best waifu material.

129. ask him if he is in the Illuminati.

130. or the LEADer of the Illuminati.

131. ask him if he has daddy problems.

132. tell him to go fu** a cactus.

133. dare him to do a back flip.

134. make him watch Pewdiepie.

135. ask him whats tiny and has red fur and different eye colors meows when tries to roar, but is a total bitch.

136. make a dog piss on him.

137. tie his shoe laces together.

138. bribe Kuroko (with milkshakes of course) to ignite pass kai his face.

139. ask him if he ever got a beating from his father.

140. tell him his absolute speech shit is worse than Sasuke's emo phase.

141. put on an eye patch on him while he is asleep.

142. cling to him like a monkey, repeatedly throw basketballs at his head until he says you are the emperor.

143. ask him if he came from hell.

144. or he lives there.

145. lock him in a room with Tsukiyama Shuu.

146. ask him 'who da emperor b!tch' after the Seirin vs Rakuzan match.

147. replace all of his clothes with a sleeping bag.

148. tell him he and Kaneki Ken share the same birthday and one eye color.

149. repeat everything he says as a question.

150. lock him in a room with Sakata Gintoki.

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Question time!

1. how did you find my book???

I always doubted that anyone would ever read this sh!t.

2. which one do you like the best among them???

alright I know that's a tough question but I would still like to know.

3. and last but not the least,have you ever thought you would come across such a weird book?

that's pretty self explanatory XD!!!

oh and @YukiMichiyo372 came up with no. 138 and @BakimeBaka came up with no. 142!