Lots of swearing and a few sexual jokes or mentions of such
I hope you all have a GREAT time reading this bloopers and funny moments chapter because I had fun time writing it XD
Chapter 1
"What did you do, Y/n?" A producer laughed while they asked the small girl who was carrying around a bottle of water after a scene.
"I accidentally kicked Wilbur in the balls." She responded nonchalantly.
The producer just laughed their ass off at this.
Chapter 2
As Wilbur and Y/n walked down the trail, a scream erupted from around a corner. Soon came a louder, closer scream.
A man rounded a corner yelling. He didn't get far before a bloody sword pierced right through him as he fell forward. Wilbur covered his little sister's eyes.
A young-looking boy came from around the corner as the body dropped to the floor.
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"Ow! My nuts!" Came a yell from the man lying in the snow, making Wilbur and Technoblade lose it and Y/n giggled.
"God DAMMIT! IT WAS SO GOOD!" Technoblade seethed between laughter.
Chapter 3
While in between a scene where Y/n had given Sally flowers, this now happened...
Sally stood in front of her sink, it running. She stood still as she smirked at Y/n.
Y/n stood still as well, not risking this.
After a minute Sally splashed water at Y/n, who laughed yelled and ran around while Sally chased her around the house, every moment she could she flicked water at Y/n.
Chapter 4
Y/n went to go answer the door. Since the door to Sally's house was a lot lighter than the ones at the castle, she ended up hitting herself in the face.
"Oh gosh, are you alright?" Technoblade laughed as he hugged Y/n who had an ice pack over her eye.
"Yeah..." she mumbled into the fabric of his shirt.
Wilbur actually ended up doing the same thing later when they went for the leaving scene.
He got himself right in the nose, "BLOODY HELL!"
Everyone turned to look at Wilbur, who now had a bloody nose, and laughed slightly at his own stupidity.
Chapter 5
Y/n lay flat on her bed as she waited for the scene where she lay with Technoblade and Phil came to check on them.
Her eyes were closed. Before long she could hear a rustling round.
Before Y/n could fully open her eyes, Technoblade just flopped on top of her.
"TECHno!" Y/n wheezed, both from laughter and lack of air. "I ca-can't BREATHE!"
The much larger boy rolled off her and let her breathe for a second before tickling her. She was cackling so hard she couldn't breathe again.
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