Lev: *screams*
Yaku: WHAT?!
Lev: Something just brushed up against my left leg!
Yaku: What was it?!
Lev: ...Oh, no. It's okay; it was just my right leg.
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Asahi: I can't play volleyball. I already have a new hobby.
Daichi: Being sad isn't a hobby.
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Kuroo: Truth or dare?
Y/n: Dare
Kuroo: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Y/n: Hey Tanaka
Tanaka, blushing: Yeah?
Y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Kiyoko
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Tanaka: *Screams*
Nishinoya: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Asahi: Should we do something?!
Y/n, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Tsukishima: I just ended a four year relationship.
Sugawara: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Tsukishima: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Y/n and Tanaka fighting from across the room*
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Hinata, texting Kageyama: can you call me? I can't find my phone
Kageyama: yeah one sec, let me find my phone
Hinata: okay i'll wait
Kageyama: i can't find it, can you call me?
Hinata: yeah one sec
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