Yachi, talking about Kiyoko: Wow... She's so pretty.
Yamaguchi: Don't feel like that, Yachi. You're pretty too!
Yachi: I'm not jealous, Yamaguchi. I'm gay.
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Bokuto: Oh my god!
Akaashi: What is it?
Bokuto: We're doing that thing couples do and wearing matching clothes~
Akaashi: For the third time this week, IT'S OUR UNIFORM and we're ALL matching.
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Y/n: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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Y/n: Yaku, keep an eye on Lev today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Yaku: Sure, I’d love to see Lev get punched.
Y/n: Try again.
Yaku, sighing: I will stop Lev from getting punched.
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Y/n: Sugawara, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Sugawara: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Y/n: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Daichi.
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Y/n: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Kageyama: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Y/n: I'm incredibly fast at math.
kenma: Alright, what's 30x17?
Y/n: 47
Kenma: That's not even close.
Y/n: But it was fast.
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Yachi: Hewwo.
Yamaguchi: Hihiiiiii!
Shirabu: Greetings, Humans.
Tsukishima: Three kinds of people.
Kenma: I want pudding.
Tsukishima: Four kinds of people.
Y/n: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Tsukishima: Five kinds of people.
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Tendou: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Y/n: *chugs entire bottle*
Y/n: It’s perfume.
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Y/n: Fuck.
Ukai: We've got to work on your cursing.
Y/n: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Bokuto: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/n: Okay.
Bokuto: And make out during the scary parts.
Y/n: Th-
Y/n: The scary parts.
Y/n: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
