Daichi: Damn, the power went out.
Y/n: Don’t worry, I got this.
Y/n: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Daichi: What-?
Y/n: I swallowed a glow stick!
Daich, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
*Hinata and Kageyama sitting in jail together*
Hinata: So who should we call?
Kageyama: I’d call Y/n, but I feel safer in jail
Sugawara, driving hinata and Y/n: So how was your day?
Hinata: We almost got surprise adopted!
Sugawara: What?
Y/n: We almost got kidnapped.
Sugawara: Oh, okay.
Sugawara: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Y/n: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Lev: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Y/n: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Bokuto: Akaashi and I are adopting a baby.
Hinata: Really?! That's so gre-
Bokuto, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, now please sign here.
