Y/n: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Hinata: Alright.
Y/n: TraitorSayWhat?
Tsukishima: Excuse me?
Y/n: What?
Hinata:
Y/n:
Y/n: No wait-
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Y/n, Bokuto, and Kuroo are sitting on a bench
Akaashi: Why do you guys look so sad?
Y/n: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Akaashi sits down*
Bokuto: The bench is freshly painted.
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Bokuto, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Kuroo, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Akaashi: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Bokuto: playing systemic oppression
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Yamaguchi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Y/n: Killed without hesitation.
Yamaguchi: No.
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Y/n: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Goshiki: What?
shirabu: That you're a child.
Tendou: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Y/n: You love me, right, Kuroo?
Kuroo: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Tendou: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill
you
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Sugawara: WHY. why did you give Hinata a KNIFE?!
Y/n: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Sugawara: Now I feel unsafe!
Y/n: I’m sorry.
Y/n: ... would you like a knife?
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Bokuto: Akaashi, I'm sad.
Akaashi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Kuroo: Kenma, I'm sad.
Kenma, nodding: mood.
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Yamaguchi: I trust Y/n.
Tsukishima: You think they know what they're doing?
Yamaguchi: I wouldn't go that far.
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Y/n: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Asahi: I think you mean cards.
Y/n, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Y/n: Yo is Kuroo sleeping or dead?
Kenma: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Tsukishima: Yeah, so did I.
Kuroo: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Tsukishima: Tell Hinata about the birds and the bees.
Y/n: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
