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Tendou's POV

"SEMI!"

"WHAT?"

"LOOK ITS A ROACH!"

"Its a mirror, your pointing at yourself, dumbass."

Currently I was at Semi's hotel room just hanging around. I sent the short clip I got of Semi calling me a dumbass to Shirabu.

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@ shirawho

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i approve of this

WHAT
THIS IS WHY UR SINGLE

SHUT UP IM SINGLE BY CHOICE

OH REALLY
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE

THATS NOT MY PROBLEM

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@ theboogieman :
LIMITED TIME OFFER GUYS @ shirawho IS SINGLE ILL SAY THAT AGAIN FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK SHIRABU IS SINGLE SPELT S-I-N-G-L-E HE IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND I REPEAT SHIRABU IS SINGLE AND LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND

— Comments —

@ shirawho
i hate u
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@ seemi.eeita ✔︎
dont worry he hates me too 🥲
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@ theboogieman
he hates everyone 🥲 AND BUBU GOODLUCK WITH THE FANS THEY TEND TO SEND A LOT OF DMS AFTER SOMEONE ANNOUNCES THEIR RELATIONSHIP STATUS
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@ shirawho
WHEN MY PHONE STARTS BLOWING UP IM THROWING A TOASTER AT UR HEAD

@ shirabu's#1fan
IM ALSO SINGLE @ shirawho IM SINGLE

@ fanpageofshira
BU U HOTTIE IM AVAILABLE

@ shirabu'swife
HE'S MINE BITCHES BACK OFF

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@ shirawho :
well after all the many many dm's of people saying their now married to me and people calling me hot i think im officially logging off life ps @ theboogieman u owe me food

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@ theboogieman
IM SORRY ILL BUY U MCDONALDS IM COMING TO PICK U UP
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@ seemi.eeita ✔︎
YOU?? ITS MY CREDIT CARD U TOOK
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@ shirawho
we thank u for the donation
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@ seemi.eeita ✔︎
WE?? HOW MANY PEOPLE AM I PAYING FOR
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@ creampuff.yahaba
me
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@ yamsohtheyams
and me
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@ tsuki.i
im not going but you're definitely paying for my food
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@ seemi.eeita ✔︎
👁💧👄💧👁 why my credit card
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@ shirawho
cause it belongs to u
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@ tsuki.i
and u have a checkmark
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@ creampuff.yahaba
checkmarks = money
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@ yamsohtheyams
therefor making u rich
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@ shirawho
and that concludes this week's episode on how to spot a rich guy
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@ theboogieman
great segment truely wonderful and helpful
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@ ushi.jima ✔︎
satori ur driving plz dont be texting at the same time
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@ shirawho
HEY YALL BETTER MAKE IT HERE WITH A FUNCTIONAL CAR CAUSE MINE AINT BIG ENOUGH TO GET US ALL TO MCDONALDS
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@ seemi.eeita ✔︎
HE ALMOST DROVE INTO A TREE IT MAY TAKE A BIT OF A MIRACLE TO GET THIS CAR TO UR PLACE IN 1 PEICE
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@ theboogieman
IM A GREAT DRIVER YALL OVER REACTING

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No One's POV

"TENDOU, THE FUCKING STOP SIGN!" Semi screeched.

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