au (alternate universe) where playboi carti just finishes his american tour with a$ap rocky and meets up and coming artist, bladee.
song in title: "airplanes" by b.o.b and hayley williams
THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
Carti took a minute to catch his breath. Imagine what could have happened if he didn't understand what I was saying, he thought.
Wait. How did he know what Carti was saying? And how did he know he had an inhaler on him?
"Are you okay?" Bladee asked, concerned.
"How did you know I had asthma?" Carti asked.
Bladee's eyes grew wide. "I- um- I... I memorized your entire Wikipedia page," he said sheepishly.
Bladee looked down at the ground. How could he have just let the beautiful younger boy know that he was madly in love with him before they even met? He will never speak to me again, he thought.
He slowly looked up. Carti had stripped completely naked. He was standing in a superman pose, like this:
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Only his legs were spread reeeeaaaallllyy far apart, almost in a split.
"Oh, my goodness gracious!" Bladee exclaimed.
"Come here big boy," Carti said in his seductive voice.
Bladee jumped up and walked over to him. In this moment, Carti knew: he would be using his inhaler again later tonight.
