𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸

jealousy, jealousy.

~Backwards Time Jump~

Lean nervously watched Bladee close the closet door. Somehow, thank God, he didn't notice him hiding behind a pile of empty boxes. He listened for his footsteps, slowly but surely heading away from him. He heard the door creak open, and when it shut, he let out a big sigh.

Standing up, he silently came out of the closet. He shut the door quietly behind him, and walked up to the bed where Carti was sleeping.

Emotions ran through his mind at rapid speed. Anger, sadness, love, despair, and pure shock. Carti, the man he has been in love with for years, and Bladee, his best friend, who knew he was in love with the rapper, had gotten together.

He watched Carti breath softly as he tried to wrap his head around it. The love of his life and his supposed best friend had hooked up. Given each other that sloppy toppy. Received and reciprocated that slimy goose neck.

How could they do this to him?

It wasn't Carti's fault, of course. He didn't know. Everything was Bladee's fault. He hasn't told anyone else about it, or even that he was interested in guys.

Lean wasn't inside the closet when it had happened, of course. After searching for the two of them all morning, he stumbled across them in his guest bedroom, sleeping. He was just about to leave when Bladee stirred, causing him to jump in the nearest hiding spot. Which just so happened to be the closet.

Ironic, innit?

Lean was so lost in thought, he didn't even notice the door had opened. Standing in the doorway was the man he wanted to see least right now.

"What are you doing in here, Jonatan?" Bladee asked angrily.

"I should ask you the same thing, Benjamin," Lean replied coldly.

"Get away from him! You know what we did last night is none of your business-"

"Oh, it's none of my business? It's NONE OF MY BUSINESS? You let him put his ham candle in your gas chamber in my guest bedroom and it's NONE OF MY BUSINESS?" Lean shouted.

All the commotion caused Carti to stir. He rose up with a yawn, and took in his surroundings.

"What's going on?" he asked, rubbing his eyes.

Lean flung himself at the foot of the bed. He got on his knees and into a prayer position.

"Playboi Carti, please, give me a chance. Bladee made a mistake. We are meant to be together. I- I love you," he whined.

"Bitch the fuck?" Carti responded.

Bladee grabbed Lean by the hood of his windbreaker and dragged him out of the room. He slammed the door shut and locked all three deadbolts.

"That was weird," Carti said.

"Yeah, it's whatever. So, wanna pick up where we left off last night?" Bladee said.

"Come gimme that Samsung spin cycle heavy duty slorp & suck 3000, baby boy," Carti replied.

And so he did.