au (alternate universe) where playboi carti just finishes his american tour with a$ap rocky and meets up and coming artist, bladee.
song in title: "airplanes" by b.o.b and hayley williams
THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
"And do you, Playboi Carti, take Bladee to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do," Carti said.
"And do you, Bladee, take Playboi Carti to be your lawfully wedded husband?" questioned the priest, Nickiletta Minajettè.
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"I do," answered Bladee with tears in his eyes.
"You may now kiss the groom," Mother Nickiletta stated.
The guests all clapped as the two newlyweds shared a deep and passionate kiss (with tongue!). They smiled and walked down the aisle towards their limo with the words, "JUST :) 💕 MARRIED * OK !+"
The two jumped into the back and shared another lip lock. They sped off into the distance to begin their life as husband and husband.
The driver turned to them and smiled. "Congrats, lads," he said. "Fancy some music for the drive?"
"Sure," they answered in unison.
The disgusting British man (who later was identified as John Lennon in a hot pink Party City wig and a voice changing buttplug from a strange man off the street) turned on the radio. The two boys smiled at each other, immediately recognizing the song as one of their favorites. The car drove into the distance, and all that could be heard was the two lovebirds belting their hearts out:
"Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars?
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars?
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now."
