Its not what you think.

All was going well till that till that fuckboy dave got that white, sticky, creamy stuff all over my face and hair.....
"DAVE" i scream at him "why would you do that" I continue as i try to get the whipped cream out hair.
Dave leaned back laughing. "Take it easy Rin,it was just a joke".
"Well it won't be a joke when I throw you out a moving vehicle will it!!".i continue to yell at him.
"Hey there's no need for violence".dave said as he got me a wet towel to get the whipped cream out of my hair.
"No need for violence. NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE!!how bout I shove this cake UP YOUR ASS!!!".
Dave looked at me. Not with fear nor with confusion, just kind of a wtf look.
"Wait how will you even get the cake up there".Dave stupidly asked.
"OH i got my ways, and if you piss me off anymore than you already have...this cake will be up your ass."i say now evilly glaring at dave. Dave slowly backs out of the room and leaves. Now that its peace and quiet i get in the shower then go to bed.oh god I wonder what dave will do tomorrow, probably something stupid, all well, these thoughts run through my mind as i fall asleep..................*to be continued*................