Its not what you think.

Its not what you think.....the mystery of the octopus overlord

.............................Rin...................

Hmmmmmmm i have been having these weird ass dreams lately.
I wonder if I should tell dave about them.......nah he doesn't need to know bout them.
I walk downstairs and in to the living room , to see dave sitting on the floor close to the TV. 
"Hey fuckboy why you so close to the TV". I yell and dave jumped up off the floor.
"I.....i ...ummmmmm....what?". Dave said........did he not hear what i said ..llseriously.
I slowly repeated myself.
" why....are....you.....sitting...Sooooo....close.....to...the...T..V...".
"Oh ummm I'm just .......I don't know....i didn't think you were coming down stairs yet". Dave said nervously.
" well I'm here and what did i say about sitting to close to the TV ...."
"You said don't do it" dave grumbled.
"And why did i tell you not to"i said.
Dave let out a sigh "because it can damage my eyes".
"Yes now sit on the couch....I'm gonna go order us pizza" i say as i get out my phone and dialed  the Happy Cake Pizza Place, .......
I then sat on the couch next to Dave i took a quick glance at him then remembered the weird dreams I have been having..... Like the octopus thing and octopus over lord .....its.....its a little fucked up...
Dave looked over to me.    "Hey you ok"...he asked
"Hmmm ye-yeah I'm fine....just thinking bout this weird ass dream"..i said...thinking bout that fucking octopus..
"Hmm weird dream..........it.......it wouldn't happen to involve a......ummmmm....octopus over lord .......would it?".....dave asked.

What the fuck how.....how does he....
"Ye-yeah it does"..."but how do you know bout that"......i ask him
"Mmmmmm yeah I've been having the same dreams....with you and the octopus things".....dave said  this in a quiet voice like as if someone would overhear.

Oh my God the same dream with two different people.
"What do you think it means?"...i ask
"I don't know....but we should probably find out".....

Ding dong.      Ding dong
"Yay the pizza is here"... I say as i run to the door and get the pizza.
"Here" i hand dave a plate and we sat on the couch eating pizza   This is it this is the life......

About an hour later i look over to dave .......oh he's sleeping..............he looks so adorable,that i just wanna hug him......ewwwww no why would I think that ......ewww
I stand up get a blanket and cover dave up.
I walk over to the closest and grab my coat  ..I write a quick note saying that I'm going to the store, and leave it on the table.
Then i walk out the door and make my way to the store.

(* "Rin noooooooo" dave screams as Rin follows the Octo over lord
"Dave come with us its sooooooo much better here". Rin says with a terrifying grin.
"Noooo Rin just.....just please come home.....don't leave me!!". Dave cried out.
An octopus then launched its self at Dave....and said in a horrible voice "come Dave you can not refuse us any longer".
"Noooooooo nooooooooooooooo"Dave yelled. *)

"Dave .......Dave ".....i yell trying to wake dave up......finally he opened his eyes.
"Wh-what?".. He said as he continued to sit up.
"You were screaming in your sleep......are you ok ....do you need anything"...I said as i held his hands, making sure he was alright.
"y-yeah im.......fine .....just that dream again".. Dave said sounding kind of drowsy
"Well if its that bad.....and if you can't sleep lets just watch a movie mmk". I said in a soft voice..
Dave looked up at me...." Yeah ...I guess a movie will do just fine".

Me and Dave sat there and were watching a movie.....
"Uhhhhhhhhh i can't take this  anymore i need to know why these dreams keep happening". I sigh loudly.
"Same".dave said in response.
BAM.........a noise was heard from out side.
"God damn it what is it this time".dave said

We both stood up and walked out side to see a.......a...ummmmm. What the fuck is that even.
OH wait thats the cat that turned into an octopus....
"Ummmmmmm whyyyyyy is .....why".dave said as he pointed to the octopus.
"I don't fucking know" ..."and why are its eyes glowing"............"WAIT WHAT IF IT WAS THIS MOTHER FUCKER causing the dreams". I said continuously.
"Wait ...that would make sense".dave says to me as he takes out a knife.
"NO YOU CANT KILL IT........lets take it to the annoying neighbors house"..I suggested.
Dave looked at me then thought about it for a minute....
"Yeah lets do that"...dave finally said
After we put the octopus in the neighbors house we went back to watching our movie.....

Ahhhhhhhh .....Harder dave ........HARDER.....mmmmm come on is that all you got ..Harder come on dave harder ...y-yeah like that .....HARDER....damn it dave we will never get this thing built if you can't get the one fucking nail in there ....
" Rin its not that easy"
"Dave I think building a fucking tree house is pretty fucking easy compared to fighting angels and demons......soooo GET YOU SHIT TOGETHER......and finish this fucking treehouse............"
"Why can't you help"
"Because im cooking our dinner fuckboy"
Dave grumbles something under his breath......
But at that moment a fucking giant hell hound attacks the house as more and more spill in from a portal to hell...
...............................TO BE CONTINUED.....................