Its not what you think.

*The next day*

"Ohhhhhh ye-yeah D-Dave that feels, that feels sooooo good". I moaned.
"Mmmmmmm yeah, ahhhhhhh thats, that the spot".i continued to moan vary loudly.
"You are the best foot massager ever*. I think back to what happened this morning....when I woke up, dave that fucking ,fuckboy , FUCKED SHIT UP.
Now I don't know how because he won't tell me , but he set my house on fire. SET MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE ON FIRE..... Well now i have to live with him, so far the only up side is he has to massage my feet every day. And let me tell you, Dave may be a fuckboy but he is good at massages....and cooking which is good now i dont have to do it.....
"Hey you wanna play Halo4 with me im bored we can order some pizza to".dave says as he looks up at me from the floor. "Fuck yes, you go order the pizza and I'll set the game up"i say,standing up
"Ok" dave picked up the phone and started to order the pizza .
I went over to the xbox360 and turned it on, i then start to go through Dave's video games, i see halo4 so i go to pull it out, but when...when i do a magazine falls on to the ground.....WHAT THE FUCK, who is stupid enough to hide their porn magazines in with their Fucking games.......Dave is such a fuckboy.
"Ummmmm"dave says from behind me..."i ummmm, i can explain"...he says, his face red..."oh you dont have to, I figured you for a pervert anyway".i say as I tossed the dirty magazine aside, and put halo4 in the xbox we played all night and ate our pizza......(*1:00am*).........*boom* me and dave hear a sound from out side the house. *BOOM...CRASH*........Dave stood up and said," what the hell was that" .......then again, another *BOOM...BOOM...CRASH* ....now i am standing...i got to look out the window when dave grabbed my arm and stopped me. "what are you doing, don't you watch horror movies that is how people die." Dave said as he pulled me farther away from the window....*BOOM..CRASH..BOOM!*..what is out there. And what is it doing........
.........~TO BE CONTINUED~.........