...................DAVE...................
"Who the fuck was that guy and why would he want a grimoire"..
I thought out loud to myself as I grabbed my silver knife and slid it in to my coat pocket.
I grabbed my keys and headed out to my car where I found a cat sitting on the hood.
"Ahhh come on shoo. Go away cat."
"But dave i need your help"..........
Wait did that cat just talk.im.....im ..confused the cat sounded like...
"RIN?!?!?!". I basically screamed this.
"Well yeah you fuckboy who did you think i was...a talking cat.........wait i am a cat at the moment nevermid".Rin said.
"Wait how ...and why did that person." I tried to say...but Rin cut me off.
"Uhhhhh no time this is a temporary thing... The candy factory. Bring something silver the dude thats here is an angel and no not angel as in nice ..angel as in from heaven and he is evil and i dont have time so hurry up and..............meow"..... The cat jumped off the hood of the car than ran away...
Well i was right to pick up this knife....ok well off i go to save my friend that is probably not human......yayayayayay.......i get in my car and drive to the candy factory.....
As i pull in to the lot of the factory i look around..i dont see anyone else here,I wonder where that angel dude is hiding Rin....
"HEY FUCK YOU MAN" i hear Rin's voice echo out of the building...
Oh god what's going on here..
I walk in to the building and see Rin tied up in a chair . Other then the blood down her face she looks fine...
"So you came". A mans voice echoed behind me.. He continues "did you bring the grimoire".
"Dave if you somehow found it and brought it here i will EAT YOUR LIMBS" Rin yelled.
"Oh ummmmmm no I didn't bring it...I didn't even know you there was one at the house........i just figured i could beat the crap out of this guy"
"Oh ....so you think you even have a chance with me ---Boy--- You don't even know what i am"
The man said. Wow he sounds pissed....
"Yeah...yeah your a dumb angel blah blah blah.." I said in a mocking voice..
I can see Rin giggling...as she summoned fire and began to burn the rope she was tied down with........wait ...Rin summoned fire .....what is she.......dose she know what i am...
"Mockery will get you killed boy".the angel said.
"Oh shut the fuck up you lil bitch". Rin yelled as she stood up and walked toward me.
"Sup" she said in a casual tone.
"YOU WILL GIVE ME THE GRIMOIRE OR YOU BOTH SHALL PARISH" the angel screamed. He summoned a ball of light and threw it at me and i deflected it with some dark magic.
The angel man looked surprised and backed down.
"I'll be back to get that book .....and I'll make sure to kill the both of you next time."
The angel then expanded his wings and flew away..
Well that angel guy is a pussy he dint even stay and fight.
"Sooooooooo what are you?".Rin asked
"Oh im ...a ....umm ...demon".i said kind of nervously wondering what she is.
"Oooooooooo a deeeeemmmmooooonnnnn........well you saw me use magic so I'll tell you what i am.......im an ArcAngel.".
An ArcAngel oh my god....im surprised she didn't kill me cuz that's what ArcAngels are supposed to do...
"Oh ummmmmmm".i stuttered.
"Don't worry I won't kill you...i mean you may be a fuckboy .....but your MY fuckboy".
"Hayyyyyyy" .i loudly complained
"Lol oh shutup".Rin said as she lightly pushed me.
" lets go home". I said takeing Rins hand and walking out to the car..
It takes about an hour to drive home . When we got home
I parked the car and started to open the car door to get out, but then Rin grabbed my arm.
"Dude look".
she said pointing to the front door that is cracked open.
"Oh shit their here" .i say
"Hmmmm who is here"Rin asks.
"Jake and Andy".
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm". Rin makes that noise as she gets out of the car and walks into the house. Once she gets in the house she screams "IM HOME BITCHES". And she plops onto the couch. I stand behind the couch that Rin is sitting in.
We both here the running footsteps of two people coming down the stairs.
"DUDES". The two voices eco as they enter the room.
"Sup" me and Rin both say
"Lol sorry we can't stay we just came here for these".. Luke says as he holds up a COD,and a HALO3 game
"ok well see yah bros later". I say as i watch them walk out of the door.
I fixed Rin up and she went to bed..i then went up stairs to sleep as well.
(* sirens are going off and all i can here is Rin screaming. I jump out of bed and run to Rins room, "what's wrong" I scream as i see a giant octopus "w-what the fuck". I say
"Awwwwww Dave your just in time to witness the awesome power of the octopus overlords mawhahhahahahahhaah". Rin said in the most evil tone ever.
What the fuck no no no t-this cant be happening NOOOOOOOO....."mawhahhahahahahhaah now you will see .....everyone shall see the all mighty OCTOPUS OVER LORDS" Rin yells as five octopus latch on to my face and all i hear is Rin screaming something about the octo over lord.......*)
I suddenly wake up from that horrible nightmare......."oh thank god that wasn't real why do i keep having those dreams. Weird ".............
...................................TO BE CONTINUED..............................
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