Its not what you think.

Its not what you think. Part9. New Neighbors and Halloween

..............Dave.............

Well it's almost Halloween and Rin seems pretty excited........
Actually She is way to excited.
I thought to myself as I look around the room filled ..FILLED with Halloween decorations from tiny bats to real cobwebs REAL MOTHER FUCKING COBWEBS. Oh god she is serious about Halloween.
"Yo Dave their are new people moving in next door"Rin yelled from the front window as she peered out at the new people.
"Really.......well are they human or nah"I asked back.
"I don't fucking know!"Rin yelled back again.
I walked to where she was in front of the window and looked outside with her. I see the new neighbors one is a young looking girl with ginger hair almost looks orange in the sun and dark blue eyes,looks around 16 or 17. The other is boy that doesn't look to much older than the girl, he has light pink hair and purple eyes and has an emotionless face, unlike the girl she looks like how Rin feels about Halloween.......way to happy as if absolutely nothing bad has ever happened to this child....or she is on lots of drugs, lots and lots of drugs. I sit there thinking about the new neighbors.
Rin suddenly ducked down. "Bro they saw us staring at them" Rin whispers.
"Whhhaa " I say not knowing what's happening when I look back out the window the girl was looking at me and waved smiling.
"Oh shit! I thought.......well I don't wanna be rude.    So I waved back.
"Wanna go say hi" I ask Rin , but when I look over she wasn't there . I hear a crash from the kitchen. "OOWW MOTHER FFFFF..." Rin yells
Hmmmm.  "Rin did you fall off the chair again" I yell to the kitchen.
There was a moment of silence "nooooooooooooo?............"Rin said obviously not telling the truth.
"God damn it Rin I said I'll put those decorations up so you don't fall" I say walking to the kitchen.
"Shut the fuck up I got dis shit under control" Rin said still laying on the floor.
I walk over and help her up.
She finished putting up the decorations......the lower ones I put up stuff on the ceiling and stuff.
About an hour later there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it." Rin said and leaves the room to open the door.i get up and follow her.
She opens the door and it's the new neighbors.
"Hi!" the girl says happily
"Hi." The boy said looking like he doesn't wanna be there.
"I'm Pam and this is Eric !" Pam said in that same happy tone.
"SUP! I'm Rin that idiot is Dave." Rin said
"HEY! That wasn't nice" I yell to her.
"I just playin." She said lightly punching my arm.
"So where you guys from"Rin continued.
"I'm from HELL"Pam said just as sweetly and happy as she was talking before.
"I'm from heaven" Eric said in a plain tone ,looking vary bored.
"W-what.  Are you two serious or nah , cuz most people wouldn't say they are from those places" I said
"Oh come on man you feel there not natural power right? Obviously a demon and an angel ." Rin said looking at me.
Eric looked up then said "Well yes and no ,but whatever I ain't getting into it. " he then continued
"Can we....like go eat food now"
"YES MUST GET THEM FOODS!" Pam yelled
"Bye for now"Pam said running off with Eric.
"I like his hair.   Yours may be a cool blue but his is pink" Rin said
"Hey..my hair is great" I said making a frowny face.
" haha of course it is. Yours is just blue...I like the pink" Rin said
* ultimate frowny face*
"Hahaha dude stop it." Rin said pushing me
I smiled and then made another weird face.
"XD bro"Rin said laughing
"So what are we doing for Halloween"I asked Rin
"Trick or treating" Rin answered
I looked at her
"Wait do you mean going out in costume and getting candy?"
"Yes" she said it so seriously I can't tell if she's joking.
"Aren't you to old for stuff like that"I said
Rin glared at me like satan did that one time I made that really bad pun. 
"Da fuck dose that mean" Rin said angrily
"Oh I just..."
"JUST WHAT ?......NOT LIKE HALLOWEEN OR SOMETHING" Rin yelled at me
"Well.......I do but..."I say cowering away
"Good then it's settled your gonna go trick or treating as well" Rin said with her arms crossed.
"I never said I....." As I started to say this Rin glared at me.
"I...I mean......Of course I'm going trick or treating "I said kinda scared what she would do if I said no.
"I knew you would agree." She said as she happily walked away.
Holy crap Rin is terrifying.
Later that night I here another knock at the door and by later that night I mean 11:00 at night.
Who da fuck is it.
Then I thought it might be Rin she could have forgot her keys somewhere......again.
But I thought she said she wouldn't be back till tomorrow. Cuz she went to the next town over to see of she can get a anaconda that can go on living with out buns.  Well That's what she told me anyway.
*knock knock*
God damn it still at the door.
Finally I get up and go to the door, I opened it.
Then as suddenly as I opened the door everything went black.......

..............Rin..............

I get back home with my anaconda, finally.
I grab my snake and get out of the car I walk up to the door .
Suspicious the door is open.
I push the door the rest of the way open and walk in.
I yell. "DAVE!".......................
No response. FUCK today is Halloween and I have to spend my time looking for that idiot. (-_-)
Well maybe I can invent the find my demon app for my phone and make this shit easy.
*ring ring*
My phone started ringing (-~-)
"Hello" I say into the phone.
"Hey so would it be possible to.......come get me" I hear Dave's voice.
"No." I tell him
"W-why?!" He asked
"Cuz idiot u never told me where u are."
"Oh......... Oh ya ummmmm." Dave said
"Well" I said loudly into the phone
"That's the problem...I.....I think I'm at some like....gang headquarters." He responded.
I looked down and put my hand on my face. He pissed someone off. Even my snake looks disappointed.
" the gang headquarters of whom."I ask.
"Um I think. ........ya it's the dolphins" Dave said back.
"Dolphins......they sound like a bunch of pussys" I said into the phone
"Ya I know they do ....but they're gonna probably kill me." Dave replied
"Ok I'll come and get you..........but after you have to tell me what you did ."I said
"B-but." Dave said like a child getting yelled at.
"No. No buts you are making me miss Halloween to save your ass!"I yelled
A minute went by with no answer.
Then I heard the sound of struggling and then I heard a new sound of raspy breathing like from someone that smokes to much.
"Hey fuck head where is Dave!" I say to the new person on the other end of the phone.
They did not answer, another minute went by and I hung up the phone.
Time to find Dave I guess.
I did what anyone would do when they go looking for a gang headquarters.. And when to big old abandoned factory places I mean that's what they do in movies, right.
After searching 3 old ass factories I came across one that I knew the dolphins would be in....."wow these people really are stupid aren't they". I looked at the giant spray painted Dolphin above the entryway of the old building,underneath the Dolphin it said STAY OUT In big red letters.
I did not.
I walked right the fuck in cuz I do whAT I WANT.

"You're not supposed to be here lil missy" a deep voice said from my left.
"Pffffttt, yes I am" I said continuing to walk forward.
The man then walked forward with me and put his hand on my shoulder stopping my movement but only for a moment. I immediately spun around grabbing the mans hand twisting it and his arm snapping the bone. The man let out a yell and fell to the ground,I still held tight to his hand.
"Touch me one more time,I fucking dare you, cuz next time you're arm will be more then broken" I growled at him.
As I let go of his hand I spun around and continued though the building till I got to a bid metal door. Though the door I can hear the voices of several people talking then the clicking of a gun.
I opened the door.
Everyone turned to look at me.
"Oi who the hell are you" a man with brightly colored blood red hair said.
"I am the queen Dolphin master here to CLAM MY THRONE ANONG YOUR GANG, NOW BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS" I yelled with the most sarcastically serious voice I can pull off.
The gang members looked among one another with confusion.
"W-what?" The man that was holding the gun said.
Without answering I ran toward the man kicked him rich in da dick took the gun and shot at the other members, at least two of them got shot in the leg and the other three in the shoulder.
I scandal the room till I found my target.
And there he was bloody and looking up at me I walk over to Dave.
"You are a Dumb ass, you know that right?"I said. He simple lowered his head in response.
"Well....it's ok , cuz your my dumb ass." I continued
"That doesn't make it any better " he said as I untied and helped him up.
"H-hey.     W-what right there " one of the gang members said
"We" he paused "we still need our payment.
"Oh yah"I said "how much "
The man looked like he din't want to continue "400 dollars "he finally said.
"4....400 dollars. Really.    Fucking really " I then pulled out my wallet and took out 600 dollars and placed it on a table.
"600 money's right there....the extra is for having to put up with Dave " with out saying anything else me and Dave left the building and headed home.
It was dark out and all the trick or treaters had already gone home by now I looked at the lights of the Halloween decorations that still lit up the homes of this neighborhood.
"I'm sorry I made you miss Halloween " Dave said breaking the silence.
"Nah it's cool bro, I got to break someone's arm today that was great."
"But still I know you really wanted to go out tonight"Dave said frowning.
"Really it's fine lets just go home and get you fixed up ".
The rest of the way home was silent.
And when we did get home we were greeted by my snake.
I took 10 minutes to rap up any injuries Dave may have had then made sure he got some rest, once he was sleeping I laid In My bed and before drifting off thought about them dolphin gang people......wow they really were a bunch of pussys ....if I ever see them hurting my peeps ever again......I'll send them straight to hell......tomorrow I'll ask Dave what he did till then.       Im going to sleep.