Its not what you think.

Its not what you think......part 3 octocat?

BOOM....CRASH...BOOOOM
"Uhhhhhhhhh. What the fuck is that" Dave yells in confusion.
"I dont fucking know , im in here not out there"i say back to him as we here the booming sounds from outside that sound like they are getting loader,...and closer.

"Ok im gonna go see what it is I'll be right back inside" i say as i walk to the door.
"Wait I'll go with you". Dave said as he picked up a big ass knife.
We walk out of the house in the cold morning of summer the sun barely even up yet.we walk around to find out what was making those noises.
* violent hissing*-.....BOOM. Another garbage can fell over *more violent hissing*.
"Oh........its just a caaaaaat........oh"....as i said that the cat turned in to a octopus......a FUCKING OCTOPUS......."ummmmmmm im just gonna" dave says as he turns and walks away.
I stand there staring at the cat that turned into a fucking octopus..... "Im not even gonna question this". I then turn to walk away and go back into the house.

Me and dave sit at the table and eat some cake. After we just kind of hang and play video games for the entire day .....i go for a walk outside and leave dave at the house because......well I don't wanna see his face.

(*. "Ooooow why WHYyyyyyyyyyyy" dave screams as Rin tapes another beautiful octopus to dave's face.
"Why? .....well cuz your a hot fuckboy and i loooooovvvvvvveeeeee you"
"But why the octopus ,why tape that to my face" dave says, as he try's to get out of the bindings of the chair.
"Because I want you to die with the octopus lord near your face. Embrace the mighty OCTOPUS OVERLORDS.hahahahahhahahahahahahhaahah".rin laughed evilly......*)

"Ahhhhhhhh" dave screams as he sits up straight on the couch...
"Yo fuckboy you ok?". I ask dave. He looks over to me.
"did you tape octopus to my face"......
I gave dave an annoyed look. "Da fuck you talking about, of course I didn't do that".
"OHHhHh thank god that means it was only a dream...." Dave said , laying back down ...hmmm looks like he fell asleep again....all well...
I go back upstairs and get in bed .....I quickly fall asleep awaiting another day......

..................TO BE CONTINUED.................