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Zhongli- The Trio

First of all Zhongli has a booty that I'm jealous of . Second of all this is Yandere Zhongli so yea. This is gunna suck but meh. Also someone give me motivation to build Peepaw. I got him on the second rerun and mans at level 40 doing 100 dmg T-T. ANYWAY TIME FOR MY SHIT WRITING          

Italics= Thinking      

(W/T)=Wepon type

(V/T)=V Vison Type                                                                                                                                                      ________________________________________________________________________________

You were walking through Wuwang hill to go see your bestfriend Hu Tao. You were almost there when you felt a pair of eyes on you. You had that feeling the entire way up but you just brushed it off. You grabbed your (W/T) and held it close. You pushed away the small fear you had and said "I know you've been watching me. Who are you and what do you want!" You heard a rustling behind you. You quickly turn around. "Boo!" You stumble backwards only to see your Hu Tao rolling on the ground struggling to breathe.

"PFT- You should've seen your *wheeze* face." You shake of your nerves and just look at your friend with disappointment. "You scared the shit out of me. I thought there were treasure hoarders or something." She finishes laughing and you both walk up to the top of the hill where you see a certain orange eyed man waiting for you.

"I suppose she gave you quite the scare Ms. Y/N" You smile a bit at his words. "You could've warned me if you knew." You all laugh and sit down near the edge of the hill. You all sit in a comfortable silence  watching as the sun goes down. 

Then Hu Tao speaks up "Hey Y/N how were your travels with the Liyue Trio?" Zhongli turns to you as you laugh. "Traveling was fine, they were fun. They did cuddle me non-stop at night tho." Zhongli still looking confused asked, "Whos the Liyue Trio?"

 Hu Tao gets a smug look on her face "Wellll The Liyue Trio is Xiangling, Xinqiu and Chongyun. Y/N recently went out adventuring with them to Mondstat." Zhongli suddenly had a mad expression on his face. He just stood up and stared walking away.

You got up and ran after him. "Zhongli where are you going?" "Just going home then ill come back." He smiled at you then went back down the hill.

Time skip 

Slowly wiping the blood away Zhongli looks down to see the lifeless bodies of your friends. "I'm glad Hu Tao was also there. It would be an issue if Y/N found out I've been watching her. I just can't have my love being taken from me again. Not after Guizhong." 

He gets cleaned up and walks back to the hill. "I'll do anything as long as their mine."

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DONE. THIS WAS CRAP. but hey and updates and update I guess. This was crap so sorry ill write a good one soon.

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