SIMON KALIVODA IMAGINES

simon kalivoda nsfw alphabet

TW: this will contain nsfw stuff . i made this cause im horny, i don't have friends and it's like 6 am rn

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

They cuddle and give each other small kisses until they fall asleep

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

simon loves leaving kisses and hickeys on elsie's collarbone and if he had to choose, his favorite body part of his would be his hands cause they literally sculpted by a god and also his black nails and his rings im screaming

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

tf do i know about cum now

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

i guess they have none??

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

yes they do know what they are doing, they are quite experienced

F = Favorite position

Y'all hear me out...
Simon is a bottom i said what i said
But
He doesn't mind being on top from time to time

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

simon is a goofy ass person so you can bet he'll say a few jokes there and there during sexy time

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

deez nuts?

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

pretty intimate

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

well you don't have to jerk off if
you  got someone to help you 😮🤷‍♀️

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

elsie definitely has a thing for choking but she's kind of scared to tell simon
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

either at simons house or at elsies house

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

maybe it was the way elsie was sucking on that lollipop or something she said?? simon is so unpredictable

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Bdsm please get that shit out of my face

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

elsie is good at giving oral sex, she is pretty skilled with her tongue

and simon is very skilled with his fingers if you see what i mean

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

they're not fast or slow. id say they are moderate but it depends of the day and their mood also

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

elsie and simon always try to get at least one quickie before going to school

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

hmm yes definitely

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

2 rounds max

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

NO
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

simon is definitely a teaser, which makes elsie angry, which makes him laugh cause elsie is cute when she's angry

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

they're not thattt loud but if you were in the room next to them you'd definitely hear everything, such as elsie screaming Simon's name

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

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X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

Only elsie knows what going on under them clothes

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it's not thattt high you know they might have sex once or twice a week

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

sometimes elsie will literally pass out the second she is finished but simon takes a longer time falling asleep

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thank you for reading! next chapter will definitely be a real imagine. but i hope you enjoyed reading this chapter.

see you soon <33