SIMON KALIVODA IMAGINES

simon kalivoda sfw alphabet

safe for work simon kalivoda alphabet 👍 so this basically simon & elsie headcannons. should i make a nsfw one 😏

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

elsie: she will usually show affection by being slightly mean and sarcastic but deep down she really care about her family and friends and simon ofc.

simon: he's a little bit like elsie. but he's slightly more affectionate than her <3

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

simon: he's the best friend that always gets dumb ideas or wants to do something stupid.

elsie: she encourages her best friend to do something stupid because it's funny.

ALSO elsie & simon met at school through kate. because elsie used to be a cheerleader too but she quit. elsie was friends with kate before she met simon.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

BOTH of them like cuddles. especially when they're laying down. simon is basically like a cat that loves cuddles.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

surprisingly simon is really good at cooking, but he wastes his cooking skills on take out food and frozen food from the grocery store he works at. 

elsie cannot handle messiness so if she lived alone with simon she would definitely force him to clean up their apartment with her.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Simon would be very blunt and quick about it while Elsie would probably just write a quick note and then avoid Simon for the rest of her days.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

they both think marriage is stupid and the author thinks that too that's dumb af i aint getting married to nobody

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

they're both gentle! but they can be harsh for other stuff 😵💨

they would never intentionally hurt each other.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

since elsie is shorter than simon and less heavy than her, simon likes to lift her when they're hugging.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

probably after awhile of being together and they would say "i love you" like this:

i love you, stupid or i love you, you ugly rat

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

simon doesn't get jealous easily at all, he's a chill dude. elsie however...she got jealous once when the English teacher had partnered simon with this other girl in their class. She was mad, but she got over it really quickly.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

man i don't even know cause i never kissed nobody but they are soft and tender. elsie likes forehead kisses and simon likes kisses on the cheeks <3

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

they both will teach the children's that kate is babysitting swear words and encourage them to use them, and kate doesn't like that

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

if they aren't too tired due to previous nighttime activities 😮💨 they start cuddling, making jokes and starting talking about every subject in the world

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

they go to sleep very late, they go deal blueberries and bananas *wink wink*, watch scary movies and other fun stuff that i shouldn't mention...
yet

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Elsie is very open with Simon, since she went through a lot. She feels like Simon is the only one who would really listen to her.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

elsie gets angry very easily and simon is definitely more chill than her.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

both of them remember every single detail about each other.

birthplace. favorite kind of chocolate. favorite pizza topping. favorite song.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

their favorite moment in their relationship was when they attempted to steal a bunch of apples at a local store. it was one of their craziest and dumbest ideas.

or

when they made love to each for the first time.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Simon would definitely put Elsie's own needs before his own. He would take a bullet for her without a doubt. And Elsie always likes to stand up for Simon when someone asks her why she's still with Simon like that one beddy mf

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Elsie put tons and tons on effort on dates and similar things. When she senses Simon is feeling down because of family drama, she would always try to make him and gift or to organize a quick date by inviting him over to her place and watch his favorite movies and listen to his favorite songs.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

idk 👎

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

simon thinks he is the prettiest and elsie always reminds him about that even tho he already knows and she is just feeding his ego. Elsie, on the other hand, isn't as confident with her looks but at least, simon is always there to remind her that she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Without each other, they feel like they aren't themselves anymore. Like a part of them is missing.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

both of them are pansexuals i said what i said

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

call each other "honey boo" or "my little ray of sunshine"

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

They sleep during the day and live during the night.

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AYY DONE!! hope you guys enjoyed this! leave me imagine requests in the comments or just message:)

see you on the next chapter <3