we were escaoping hospital and i had to admit my prince chris was being prety amazing as we escalped he wa sbeing all mission imposiible and mess sliding agauijsnt the walls and stuff
"pancake we must hurray dr dr might see us" said my prionce
"i know" i told my prince i. was pretty sur he had a concustion or someting or maybe he was just tupid but he wasnt ulgy or a slut my dad is a slut so it was fin
we burst through the front door and run leik mad to mu car.
"no e mist use my horse" sais chris
"what hose?" i asked
"this one," he said poiutn at a bike
"chris that;s a--"
"mY HoRSE!" he explaimexd runing over to the bike that couldnt be his
"but how can i fit--"
MY HoooooOOOOrsE!" said my pricnre as he cilmed onto the bike. i sight ned ad not on with him, my delicious bootay almost fallign off the seat
"neeeeeigh" said my prince
"this is so wei--"
"NEEIEIEIGHBT"
and then we was off into the distance the sound of bnscreaming doctor sbehind us
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My Prince
HumorI lived a norml life until 1 day mi prince cam to swep me of ma fet. (Hugh Jackman as My Prince in the picture)