My Prince

The Forbidden Pineapple

teh nex tday i went to skool becase i had finaly fond my way hume that night and it was super scare but i was fine becase i was a boss and hard to git. i loked for chris or william or what ever every were but cold not find him it was liek he had vanished into thin oxigin 

"omgoodness yoru prince is sturing up troble in the hall way" said boyd as he come rinnign up to me.

"boyd you idiot my pricne doent stur up trouble he is regal and nice I" said to hem

boyd looke dprety upset "then y does he have a stic

wat boyd neede dto shut up becase he was just a slut and i wasnt a slut my dad isna slut

i walked down to the end dfon the hall way and oh nose there was chris or william or what ever with a pointe stic swinging it a round

"chris wat are you doing?" i asked

chris or william looked at  em and was liek "stay bac my princessm i found the william u spoke of yesturday and i shal defet him in  battle"

oh no he was gona kil "hemself chris you have to stop i told" hime

"my princess you hae finaly arived to see me vanqish this feind name dchris"

#endgame

chris or william swug the stic and hit hiemslef in the face liek an idiot but he wanst an idiito becase he was hoooot

"ha i got you william" said chirs

"haha but it is eye that got ou s"ais william as he hit himself in the leg "ouch"

"you have to stop him" said boyd becasehe couldnt shut up

"i dont feel like it byod" is aid

then harry showed up and i was like omg no i cant with theis slut right now my dad is a slut "what is happen" asked harry but we ignored harry because he was dumb

"take that chirs" said william as he hit hismelf in the face particularly hard ow

chris or william or both or what ever fell to the ground and i ran to his side becase my prince had falen

"my princes, you are afe now"

"who won
" i asked
 "isnt it ovi princess I am..." my prince passed out