I Need To Pee, Like, Yesterday

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the bees were getting closser and iwas supper friad of them but my prince william was not becase he was prety and oprety gave u strength uggs gave stupid abd my prince william was pretty

so i was scared but id dibt hide behing my prince becase i was playing hsrd to get so i just stod thier and waitied for him to something and he did he rased his firsts and roled up his sleeves revealing his supper muscules of pain i wold have been impresed if i had knot nown that fists dont stabd a chance against vees becase he was my william

"dotn worry panckae i got dis or my name isnt chris" said my prince

"wat"

the bees swarmed round us and i disnt scream becase only sluts get afriad and scram but i new my prince chris couldnt defend mes with fistss so i leped over to the basket an opened et and puled out a watermelon

oh yas i had dis

i took the watermerlin and i started to bet the beez to dead whle my prince swung at noting but he was pretty so it didnt matter

wen i was done ther was a pile of dead beees arond us 

I had did it we werea live


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