My Prince

The Pancake That Couldn't

So teh bell 4 skool to end rang an I ran home so fat that most peple probably couldnt even c me. i was lik the Flash only cooer. I wad so ecited to see ma prince who was acommin. boyd didn tknow wat he was aying becase he was so tupid. uggs wer always so stupid. My price was coming and he wass just jelly that mean jelious off my prince. 

when I got hume my mom was macing us some speggeti but she make no speghettio for my dad becase me dad wasa slut. he wasnt uggs but he slüt and wez sdidnt lik that no sir. so i walks up to my mom adn is liek "hay mom make mor spigeti mi princ is commin to c me toniht" butt of corse i didnt no that becase my book didnt sey anythin abot something hapening tonight but it was a gess becase if i was going to hav a prince he wasnt gonna mis spigghetti knight liek my slut dad

"What r u talking about> mom assked

"my prince" i said

then mom gav me a funy look and sajd that i didnt have a prince so i said 'well if Cate Middleton can hav a prince then y cant it and i ran of intoo mu room becase i was mad at my mom and i didnt evan get any speegete like my slut dad. my dad is a slut.

I lied on my bed wit my face on the pilow and started to cry becase kate got a prince but i couldnt have 1 and that was dum but then it came through window

it was my prince!

Author's Note: Okay, so I swear I'm not drunk when I write these things, but yay, the prince is here! I hope you are all enjoying this as much as I am and will continue to read!