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Three Two sentence horror stories-
(NM= Not Mine. M=Mine)

1. - The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open. (NM)

2. - My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don't have a sister. (NM)

3. There was only one man on earth. He heard a knock on his door and got up to answer it. (M)

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