Who else got woken up by the Amber Alert in the middle of the night on Saturday night? I sleep with my iphone next to me
Me: *sleeps*
iphone: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
Me: My phone is gonna blow up! AHHHHHH!!
(Ok. I extracted a little.)
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