so we're faking a relationship? { chapter six }

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- Zak's pov -

"We'll continue this later.."

Although I like it that we're "together" it's bad. Welp at least I'm the one in control in this false relationship. *Sigh* I wish it was real..

"ZAK FOR ONCE YOU LISTIEN TO MY ADVICE LETS GOOOOO"

"Sad I can't call your boyfriend mamacita anymore.." *sigh*

"Where you guys gonna have sex.. AT SCHOOL!? WOW MAN YOUR SUCH A TOP!"

"I'm gonna steal Darryl from you zak. I ALEX THE MAN STEALER WILL DO IT SO I CAN CALL DARRYL MAMACITA AND HAVE CONTROL OVER DARRYL!!"

"Bitch shut up and fuck off. MINE!*

"AYE LANGUAGE AND IM NO ONES YOU MUFFIN HEAD!!"

"Shut up and don't call me a dick head love."

"GRRRRR LEMME ME AT HIM!!!"

*THUD*

"DONT PUSH ME!"

"TELL THEM THE TRUTH!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE TOGETHER!"

- Darryl's pov -

( THIS MUFFIN HEAD HES LYING WE'RE NOT TOGETHER!! Wait- DOES HE LIKE ME!? WE NEARLY MET A COUPLE HOURS AGO ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! I SHOULD'VE NEVER MADE A NEW FRIEND!! UGHHH AND EVEN WORST NOW I KNOW IM A BOTTOM NOOOO IM A BAD MUFFIN HEAD GET THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS OUTTA HERE AGGGGGHHH )

"Anyways.. NEVER WALK IN OUR LITTLE GAME!!"

"what the actual muffin-"

"Sorry Zak but I had to pee badlyyyyy"

"Sure french guy"

"Aye mamacita wanna cheat on zak?"

"FIRST OF ALL WE'RE NOT TOGETHER AND SECOND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON SOMEONE YOU BAD MUFFIN HEAD!!!!"

"HEY BITCH BOY THATS MY SHORTIE!! IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS"

"OH YOUR ON!!"

"Alex you only want Darryl so you can annoy Zak"

"Yeah Vincent your not lying. He does the same with me and George"

"AYEE MAN WHY'D YOU GOTTA TAKE MAMACITA AWAY FROM ME MAN!?"

"BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP HES MINE AND IM NOT SHARING!"

"WHAT IS MY LIFE AHHH"

"DETENTION FOR ZAK AND DARRYL THE REST ARE SUSPENDED FOR THE DAY!!"

"WHAT!?"

"WHAT!?"

"I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT HIM THOUGH"

"Don't have sex in detention guys"

"I think I'm gonna go fuck George, thanks Zak for reminding me to fuck him!!"

"What is my life.. WHAT IS MY LIFEEEE"

"Shut up your just stuck with m-"

"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP IM RUINED!! NOW I CANT GET INTO THE COLLEGE I WANTED WHYYY YOU ANNOYING MUFFIN HEAD!!"

*SNIFF* "YOU DONT LOVE ME WAAAAA"

"STOP NO NO NO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE KEEP QUIET!!"

"PPFFTTTT BAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU TO SAY IT LOL"

"OH"

"MY"

"GOODNESS"

"WHY YOU LITTLE MUFFI- you know what I'm done. Goodbye we're over, OH WAIT WE WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!"

"OWWW MY HEARTTT"

"I SAID GO TO DETENTION!! Oh and are you guys married at the age of 17 cause you boys fight like a married couple"

"Uhm actually I'm 16 but I didn't know zak was 17" ( yeah I made Zak older got a problem with it!? )

( AND WE'RE DONE HERE GOODBYE )

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