this motherfliper { chapter nine }

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- Zak's pov -

I wake up to my alarm, and get up cause if I don't my sister will come in and annoy me. I take a shower, brush my hair, eat, brush my teeth, get my stuff and put my shoes on then leave. My sister comes running after me yelling something but I just annoy it.

- time skip -

Im finally at school and see my friends. Talking to Darryl and his friend. All I can hear was blah blah blah replacing me and stuff- WAIT WHAT!?

"WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

"Replacing you, you know like when your busy and stuff, we're gonna have a discount you"

"Yeah, who am I gonna talk about George with?"

"I need someone to get jealous"

"I want someone who doesn't say we're dating"

"I kinda need someone to have to help me with Karl"

"Tch! Sussy bakas" ( what the hell does that even mean!? )

"ZAKKKKKKKK"

*HUFFFFFFF HUFFFFFFF HUFFFFFFF*

"ZAK HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME YOU MOTHERF- Oh~ what's your name?~"

"I'm gay"

"I'll make you straight~"

"And that's my boyfriend you 'motherfliper'"

"Crap"

"L A N G U A G E"

"IM GONNA MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND STRAIGHT AND HAVE HIM AS MINE!"

"Good luck with that man, I've tried stealing his boyfriend but he beat the crap out of me because of that..."

"Oh nevermind you can have him big brother..!"

"Yeah you coward, fear me"

*RINGGGG*

"UGHHHHHH"

"FRICKKKKK"

"WHYYY"

"OH GEORGE~"

"YAYYYY"

*angry scary worrying spanish*

"sjxnejeaxnejdnxsidjnxsjdjaxnswjjnxwjjjsnxjsnxjnsjnxjshnxjsnxisjnxsidjnjejdxnjs*

"Boring"

"GO TO CLASS YOU STUPID KIDS"

"SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF BACON"

"AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?"

"DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU! I expected more Dave and Darryl"

Both: NOOO OUR PERFECT *Insert super smart word here*!!!! ITS ALL YOUR GUYS FAULT!! I AGREE WITH HIM! OH NO EVEN WORST WE CANT STOP COPYING EACH OTHER!!!

"What the actual frick"

"I'm confused"

"I think they're brothers"

"Same"

"That's because we are brothers you muffin heads"

"Man your friends are weak and stupid"

"WHAT ABOUT ME YOUR BROTHER NICK!?"

"Our names are better"

"Awweeee come here sappynappy"

*SNIFFFF* "Darryl I love you"

"Awee I love you too you lil muffin"

"I want love..."

"No you muffin head your mean and annoying"

"Yeah"

"My little brother isn't gonna date a Lil kid like you"

"I'm 17 you stupid pig"

"Oh your older than him, I'm still not allowing it."

"Sad"

( Fin )

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