A/n- My dumbass accidentally deleted this chapter so I have to make a new one .

*◛:･ﾟ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗕𝗘𝗟
Stan was outside in the yard, wearing his uniform and holding out a brown sack with a question mark logo stitched onto it to a group of tourists.
Stan: For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears.
The gullible tourists didn't quite catch Stan's obvious scam and began excitedly putting their money in.
Inside Shack, the twins, (y/n) and Soos were all watching T.V. in the living room.
[The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.]
The screen showed a tiger who had a buff fist attached to its neck.
The title screen popped and everyone started cheering.
Dipper: That tiger's a hero!
The shot returned to the tiger, who was staring at the attached arm for a moment, before it punched the animal right in the face, leaving it dazed.
[Tiger Fist! ...will return after these messages.]
A commercial soon started, showing a light blue background with a set of hands releasing a flock of white doves.
Soos: Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
[Are you completely miserable?]
The shot changed to a man crying miserably on his bed and looked up to the screen.
Man: YES!
[Then you need to meet...Gideon]
Dipper: Gideon?
Mabel: What makes him so special?
[He's a psychic.]
Mabel: Aroo?
[So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery."]
The screen showed a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse in his indoor underwear, a toilet paper stuck to his slipper. He grunted as he tried to kick it off. Then the word 'FRAUD' was stamped onto his figure in big bold red.
" How did they get a clip of him? Are they some sort of stalkers? "
[Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy.
Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.]
Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan: Well, don't get too curiousy.
Stan walked in the living room after the tourists had left, taking off his blazer and placed it on the coat rack. Then proceeded to take off red tie.
Stan: Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
"Wasn't he that guy you said to me who stole your parking space a couple weeks ago? "
Stan: Darn right.
Mabel: Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out.
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⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 ˚ · .
Fanfiction⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ͝ ⏝𝅄︶ ͝ ⏝ ⊹ ⏝ ͝ ︶𝅄⏝ ͝ 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 ✘ 𝘔! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ͝ ⏝𝅄︶ ͝ ⏝ ⊹ ⏝ ͝ ︶𝅄⏝ ͝ ༊*·˚ 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 the season of the summer, and Dipper and Mabel Pines are spending their time in the mysterious, sleepy town of Gravity...
