Summary - Peter and Harley are dating but they haven't told the Avengers and they're keeping it a secret
TW: none I don't think lol
Harley and Peter were just cuddling in Peter's bed when suddenly the door burst open and Harley tumbled off in fright.
Apparently everybody in the tower's gaydar was just not there, so when Steve saw that the two were in the same bed, he really did seem to think that the Harley and Pete were just very close friends.
The only one to immediately figure out about their secret relationship was Natasha, because she's not a complete dumbass like the rest.
{Time Skip a few weeks}
Peter had still not come out to his parents (Tony and Pepper), but he still couldn't figure out why it was so hard for him. He knew for sure that they would both accept him just fine, but it was just..... hard.
One time, Pepperony had interrogated Peter so much about his love life that he spurted out that he had a girlfriend named Caroline Forbes.
It was a mistake.
Everyday he would get home from school and they would always say the same thing. "Hey Pete, how was school? How's Caroline??" Peter always responded with "Oh, she's doing fine, she really wants to meet you guys soon!"
And then he proceeded to face-palm as soon as he was out of view while his boyfriend laughed at him.
[Okay back to the show]
Peter and Harley were home-alone (or so they thought), and they decided to watch a movie since they were bored.
Peter turned on Mean Girls because he hadn't watched it since he was 10, but lets just say that neither of them really saw all that much of the movie...
Harley started to kiss Peter and eventually it turned into a full-blown make out session, both without a care in the world.
Third-person POV.
Tony was just finishing up in his lab, and decided he might get a bite to eat. Pepper had put him on a diet, but... she wasn't here right now....
Munching his way through a box of Thor's Poptarts, he heard the TV playing Mean Girls and went to go watch with the boys.
"And that is the story of how Regina George died. Just kidding!!"
Peter and Harley both faintly heard footsteps nearing but they were too lost in each other to care, and they only jumped apart when they heard a terrified:
"What the fu-"
*Roll the Credits*
So uh.. yeah... have fun with that now goodnight its 1am
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