Parley Oneshots

Surprise

So Peter has revealed himself to the world as Spider-Man, and Tony Stark's adopted son, and after Harley gets an internship at Stark industries nobody at his school believes that he was Tony Stark's personal intern. Peter finds out and goes to embarrass his boyfriend :D

I don't think there's any TWs

Harley POV.

The summer holidays was over, and I was back from my amazing internship with Tony Stark and Peter Stark. I told my friends about this experience and they were very enthusiastic about it until I mentioned what type of intern I was.

My friend Hannah asked, "So what did you do there? Get coffee for the interns or something?" I frowned at her wording, she made it sound like I wasn't a real intern or something.

I replied, "Actually I was Tony Stark's personal intern, I helped him repair his Ironman suit a couple times, too."

They all stared at me, Hannah, Will, and James. Then they all burst out laughing at the same time; I frowned in confusion. "Wow, you really had me going for a minute there, mate." Will shook with laughter as he wiped away a non-existent tear.

"What?" I was very confused, "What are you guys laughing about?"

Halting his laughs briefly, James looked at me disbelievingly. "Seriously? You expect us to believe that you, of all people, went to NYC for a summer, and came back best friends with Tony Stark?" He began laughing again, smacking his leg as he doubled over.

I hesitated, we weren't best friends, but I knew him, that's for sure; I guess you could say I was 'best friends' with Spider-Man but they weren't asking about that.

I only realised that I said that out loud when they started laughing even more.

Hannah was wheezing, clutching her stomach as she wheezed out "Spider... Peter Parker... You... Stark... W H E E Z E..."

This was when I stood up, I didn't need these 'friends' being like that, I was much happier in New York, maybe I'll just move there and live with Peter...

I headed to first period, Biology.

Peter POV.

I was at Harley's school in Tennessee, waiting around until break which was when I would surprise him with.. me.

I was sitting on the school's roof, eating a subway sandwich and trying to pass time by making some web-art.

My senses suddenly heard Harley's voice, coming from right below me. I was about to stop listening, it wasn't any of my business what he was talking to his friends about, until I heard something about a "Stark Internship."

I figured he was telling his friends how his internship was, and I was kinda curious as to what he thought of it, so I may or may not have eavesdropped.... a little....

I suddenly heard the people surrounding him laughing at something, I usually wouldn't have cared, but they sounded awfully close to the laughs I used to hear from Flash and his goons.

Concerned, I listened closer to hear somebody say, "You expect us to believe that you, of all people, went to NYC for a summer,  and came back best friends with Tony Stark?" This was followed by more laughter and I narrowed my eyes.

These guys were not being very nice. To my Harls. Bad idea, Buddy.

I heard my name mentioned soon enough, but it was followed by people taking Harley as a joke, and I didn't appreciate it. I was gonna show them.

[Smol Time skip]

I asked Karen to identify all the people who were laughing at him, just to put them on my bad list.

I quickly changed into my Spidey-suit, and then checked that the hallways were clear before I made my way through the doors to the reception desk.

The receptionist looked surprised, to say the least, when I strutted into the school and made a beeline for her.

I held a finger to my lips quickly, asking her not to tell anybody.

She nodded and asked with her eyebrows what I needed.

"Hello Ms...." I looked at the plaque on her desk, "...Coleman; I know it's extremely short notice but I would like to hold an assembly today for all of the students and faculty. Do you think that would be possible for you to arrange?"

She considered this for a couple seconds before saying, "I think that would be plausible, when would you like to hold it, and for how long?"

"Anytime is fine, and I don't need very long."

"Well how about from 10:50 to 11 o'clock, in a couple hours?"

"Perfect." I smiled at her under the mask, before handing her a thick roll of $100 notes. "For all your help."

She looked dumbfounded as she slowly took the money, and then blinked hard, as if to check if this was real.

I nodded at her gratefully, before making my way out of the school and setting an alarm for 10:40am.

Harley POV.

I was sitting in my second period class - Health - and I was bored as shit. Soon an announcement rang over the school through the loudspeaker.

"There is a surprise assembly today brought to you by a very special guest, and every student and teacher is expected to attend. Near the end of second period, please make your way to the hall."

This was a very strange announcement, but everybody was intrigued, so when the time came, they all gathered up their things and lined up outside the assembly hall.

Once everybody was seated, Principal Bainbridge began to speak.

"This assembly will only be short-lived, but it has never happened before."

Everybody's attention was peaked.

"Please welcome our very special guest, Spider-Man!"

Spider-Man suddenly dropped down from the ceiling, landing smoothly on the stage as the place erupted into applause.

It took about 3 of the 10 minutes for assembly for the clapping and whooping to die down, but when it did, even the chairs were alive with excitement.

I buried my face in my hands.

Spider-Man finally began to speak, and started by removing his mask.

"Hello everybody. My name is Peter Benjamin Parker-Stark, and I'm sure you're wondering what I'm doing here. Am I right?"

More whoops and whistles could be heard throughout the hall.

"I'm just going to cut to the chase because I've only got about 4 minutes left," Peter took a deep breath, "Harley Keener, could you please make your way up here?"

My face was now surely the colour of Spidey's suit, as I made my way up to Peter, shoulders slumped in defeat.

"C'mon, little faster, Darlin', I haven't actually got very long to be honest." He said this quietly, only to me.

I picked up the pace and climbed the stairs to the stage, head down.

Peter lifted my chin when I arrived, took a glance at the crowd of near 1000 people, and kissed me passionately.

Everybody gasped at the sight, not believing their eyes. My friends especially gawked, and I could just imagine the look on everybody else's face.

We broke apart, and Peter moved to stand beside me, putting his arm over my shoulders.

"Everybody, this is Harley Keener, I'm sure you know that. He is Tony Stark's personal intern, and, amazingly, my boyfriend." Peter grinned, satisfied with himself and I radiated pure embarrassment when he kissed me once more.

This one was weird, it kinda just came along as I wrote it, I hope you enjoyed!