Parley Oneshots

Spider-Man

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NWH TEASER?!??!?!?!?? OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IT LOOKS SO F*CKING GOOOOOOOOODDDD I SWEAR I WILL CRY SO HARD IF THEY KILL ANYONE ;DGNDKJFGLBLDHKFG VFDKN VKSJVBSKJF;ZARGB .AKJ VSFLKJXVBWEF LSKUGBSERHJG FJHV LDHJFBJ VKLJFVB ND VZLSEFA;WOI3RH[1OBWEFHK KSFHJV LSIUBA.NWR QPI2UG DFJHV S;H.

Also do yall think Andrew and Tobey will be in it? I reckon they will :D

If you guys want I can do a part 2 to the Parley at Hogwarts one but idk if it'll really go anywhere. Anyways, my friend requested that I do this and hopefully it'll be kinda cool :3

Harley doesn't know Peter's identity, lets pretend that Harley lives in NYC, he goes to Peter's school, and has got an internship at Stark industries. They're not together yet btw

TW: idk... none? Well violence ig but if violence is trigger why you reading bout spiderman?

Harley POV.

I was walking home from my internship, a skip in my step because SPIDERMAN TALKED TO ME EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK.

Anyways, I got jumped.

They started punching me right off the bat which was pretty rude, didn't even give me a chance to hand over my wallet even if I wanted to.

But I soon heard a whooshing sound through the ringing in my ears and then the hottest dude I had ever seen dropped down from somewhere.

I mean, I figured he was hot, but all I could see was red and blue spandex.

Wait. OMG SPIDERMAN CAME TO SAVE ME.

He started beating up the bad guys real good, mostly smacking them with an umbrella for some reason; there was blood oozing from each of their noses, and then one of them reached out at Spidey and yanked off his mask! How rude!

Somewhere in the fight it had begun raining so my vision was cloudy and I couldn't really see Spiderman's face very well, but that was okay because I respected his identity.

Well, okay until I caught a glace and I could swear I recognised him, then it was really difficult not to sneak another look.

He kept his head down, and his face well hidden as he finished breaking those guys' faces.

Eyes still on the ground, he reached down for his mask, turned away, pulled it over his head and turned back towards me.

I was speechless. My biggest crush EVER (besides Peter Parker) was in front of me right now, looking at me concerned and acknowledging my existence. Omg yes.

Peter POV.

It was pretty late and dark tonight, and as Harley Keener, one of the interns and kids at my school (who I may or may not be hopelessly in love with), started to walk home... I kinda followed him.

My Spidey sense was telling me that something would happen so I just kept up with him by walking across the rooftops. And anyway, I could tell it was going to rain soon so I brought with me an umbrella I may be able to give him like a gentleman.

Soon enough some guys started to beat up Harley! It was so sudden I didn't even react for a second but as soon as I came to my senses I dropped down and started smacking them with my umbrella.

At one point, one of the thugs whom I had nicknamed 'Bitch' reached out and pulled off my mask.

I immediately punched his face so he couldn't get a good look at me, and continued fighting with my head low.

I finished them off, put my mask back on and prayed Harley didn't see my face. Well... would that be such a bad thing....? Yes. Yes it would.

I turned back towards him where he stared at me in awe and I blushed under the mask.