Hajime Pov:
I woke up smelling like a sussy fat juicy big toe, adios my good friend armpit smell. I walked up to the mirror where my face turned into a toe. it makes me remember the spy kids movie. those thumbs looked hot tho.
I sprint to the fridge and take out whiskey and vodka and make homemade kombucha. coffee is so lame compared to these sweet elixers of joy sorrow and hope. fake kombucha, keeps my skin nice and cluttered with pimples.
I start talking to my ripoff twin Jacob about how he looks sus as toe. Jacob says I already looked like hairy sussy toes. I was shocked I do not look like a hairy sussy toe. naturally I start barking and glaring at him "BARKK BARK RUFFFFffFffFF SNARL WOOF BARKK GRRRR THATS RIGHT RUN AWAY YOU LITTLE WIMP RUN RUN RUNNNNN BARK BARRKKK GRRR SNARL WOOOF GRR RUFF RUFF" that little baka loser ran away like there was no tomorrow heh guess I teached him who the alpha in this house is!
( A/N 🥵🙄🥶👺😈🤯🥺😳 I think Hajime is the imposter he be acting SUS)
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SpiritualA juicy story containing and about toes E E E E E E E E E E E. S S S SSYUS S YSJS SUSSSSSSSS SUSSY BAKA Also, can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
