Hajime POV:
om om om om om om, I meditate. It really relaxes me to think of the toes of the mosquito species. I have brought a bag of them to my yoga place today. They kicked me out cause' of their no-food policy.
i go back to my house where I harvest mosquito toes yet again. yummy yummy. I roast it in a homemade barbeque soss.
jacob tells me a bedtime story as I gobble up a mother bag of mosquito toes. I did some of the toes in warm milk. crunch cronch crongch. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" I yell out in the hall.
I watch some anime but then pass out due to how loud I've been screaming the lyrics. and don't you DARE call mee a weeb! "ANIME IS LIFE SHREK IS LIFE HATSUNE MIKU IS LIFEEEEE!!!!! FIGHT ME." I cry out in my sleep.
the police knock on my door. they have filled a report and gave me a warning because I've been disturbing my neaboers. sEe rrsrrreeee
snitches get stitches
(sorry for my lack of updating and for my purposefully cring writing 🥴 also sorry for it being really short)
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TOES
SpiritualA juicy story containing and about toes E E E E E E E E E E E. S S S SSYUS S YSJS SUSSSSSSSS SUSSY BAKA Also, can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
