Soggy Toes 🦶

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Hajime Pov

"mmm soup toes, toe soup yummmmmmMmmMMm." i think as i walk into the saloon. i slightly squerm my toes delishiosly and order a soda. the soda is called cookala toote. it tastes like fresh sautayed toes mixed with spices collected by travelers at "the fart zone" in californo "INFERNOO DRAGONNNENNENNENENENENENENENENENN SDCSDXSHSDNNXNXNBXBNNBXNBXNBSXNSDXBDBBBCNCNCNBCXBDSMBDSHDJJHDSVSXNZgSAfgfgFGfGFgYUuHJghFgfGfhgF" I scream while impersonating all might in a natsuki cosplay.

I get kicked out of the saloon and head to the lake. i drink the contamonated lake water and almost joke on plastic that comes by. this leads me to have a breakthro and start a complain for saving the life's of the soggy toes. 

#savethesoggytoes

I posted this on instagram and i am sure it saves the soggy toe's  🕺


(remember that "WrItings noT tHat EasY bUtT gramMerLy caN heLP🥴" no but seriosly i need grammerly because i'm lazy 🤷)

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