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Lucine: I told Catriona her ears flush when she lies

Beor: Why?

Lucine: Look

Lucine: Hey Catronia! do you love me?

Catriona: *covers her ears* No

Beor: *Wheezes and covers his mouth.* 

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Errol: Heard a lot of noises in your room last night, also heard you broke the bed. Must have been a wild night, huh?

Lucine & Catriona: Haha... Yeahhhh...

[what actually happened]

Catriona: Bet I can jump higher than you and touch the ceiling!

Lucine: YOU'RE ON, BITCH.

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Mother: Errol, apologize to Kayla, now

Errol: Fine

Errol: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

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Beor: *just laying in bed, on his stomach, reading*

Errol: *climbs onto bed and uses Beor ass as a pillow with a whine*

Beor: Bad day?

Errol: yess, im recharging

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