𝗪𝗢𝗔𝗛 𝗧𝗢𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗦 // 𝗦𝗔𝗣𝗡𝗔𝗣

𝟬𝟭.

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woah toesies

lol hey

this was unexpected, especially from an unknown number

also you sound like a hey mamas..

what's that abt persona

WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME THAT ABOUT ME OML

also i saw your number

uh

somewhere

and like

thought it would be funny if i sent you toe pics

cause

who doesn't like toes

somewhere huh 😐

that gives me so much information

WHERE THE HELL WAS MY NUMBER LEAKED

no need to be so aggressive

also i must not say

cause it's probably somebody
you already know 🤩

wait i really like that emoji

may i steal it?

uh sure go for it

mmm thank you kind..

shit

what are your pronouns

he/him

fuck you are a weirdo aren't you

apparently.

now

your pronouns?

lovely you asked

ig all men aren't bad

she/they

yes i make men good

your ego is bigger than your balls mayn

i don't have massive balls ig

wait

is that a good thing to say?

LOL

SMALL PEEN

HAHA

BABY PENIS