Boyfriends Questioning: Part Four: Funneh, Gold, and Draco

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N/A: No hate towards the Krew. I'm just doing this story for entertaining purposes only and not trying to mock the Krew. And they're not gonna stay like how they are in this forever.


After the meeting with Lila, Boyfriend started pondering about the victim's deaths.

Boyfriend: Hmm, let's see. First Starlight was said to have killed herself in a cabin to avoid getting arrested. Sonic drowned himself over Rainbow Dash breaking his heart, and Skid was accused of kidnapping, causing him to hang him. Hmm, they all seem like suicide deaths, but something seems off. [His stomach growls] Ugh! I've been out for so long and I didn't even pack a lunch. Maybe I should've ate those donuts Miku made me or drank some of that tea Lila offered me. [Notices a dessert stand selling donuts, which causes Boyfriend's eyes to turn into donuts and his mouth to start drooling] Mmmm, donuts! [He dashed over to the stand to buy some donuts, and then hed continued on his way while eating the donuts] Yum! Ah, nothing better than the nice taste of donuts for Little Ol' Boyfriend. [He was so busy eating the donuts that he didn't see three people coming from the other direction. They were two girls and one boy. One of the girls had blue hair, the other girl had brown hair, and the boy also had brown hair. These people were none other than Funneh, Gold, and Draco, three members of the Krew]

Funneh: [Angry] Hmph! That stupid Lunar should've came here to help us go pick up some groceries!

Draco: [Angry] Instead, she's just crying about that dead with of an Ex Krew Member spoiled bratted pink-haired bitch!

Gold: [Angry] Ugh! I still can't believe that Alec and Kyran are on her side instead of ours! [Just then, Boyfriend and Gold bumped into each other, causing some of the donut frosting to get onto Gold's dress] Ahhh!!! My dress!!! [Glares at Boyfriend] Watch where you're going, Blue Haired Peanut!!!

Boyfriend: [Both terrified and guilt ridden] Oh no! I'm really sorry, lady! I didn't mean to do that! Honest!

Gold: [Looks angrier than before] I have a name, idiot! My name is Gold!!!

Boyfriend: [Freaking out] Ahhh!!!! I'm really sorry, Gold!!!! Please forgive me!!!!

Funneh: [Puts her hand on Gold's shoulder] Calm down, Gold! [Gold takes a deep breath to calm herself down] Alright, you boy! You're lucky you're not as bad as her!

Boyfriend: [Confused] Her who?

Draco: [Angry] None of your business, boy!

Boyfriend: Well, if you don't want to tell me about her, I guess I'll just talk to that Lunar girl instead. [Just as he was about to leave, the Krew stopped him]

Funneh: Wait! We'll tell you. Nothing personal and all, we just want you to hear the truth instead of another lie! So far, only a few people believe us, but Lunar, and even Alec and Kyran don't! Maybe you'll be able to set those three straight!

Boyfriend: [Confused] Okay? Who is she?

Gold: [In a bitter tone] Her name is Rainbow, or as we call her, Rainbrat! She's an ex member of the Krew! 

Boyfriend: [Confused] An ex member of the Krew? But why?

Draco: We'll just sing it to you because we want to feel better, and we don't just wanna blab about it to a stranger like you. [Boyfriend was confused, but he didn't push it as Funneh, Gold, and Draco began to sing]

Funneh and Gold: [Singing] Oh, how we hate that brat
Oh, how we hate that brat!

Draco: [Singing] Whenever someone brings her up
We just wanna scream!

Funneh: [Singing] We were all really close
Like inseparable close, but not anymore!

Boyfriend: [Singing] Well what happened?
You need to explain

Funneh and Gold: [Singing] Oh, how we hate that brat
Oh, how we hate that brat!

Gold: [Singing] She promised us she'll promise to keep the house clean, but she lied about that!

Boyfriend: [Singing] That makes sense, but how did she lie

Funneh and Gold: [Singing] Oh, how we hate that brat
Oh, how we hate that brat!

Draco: [Singing] As mad as we got
We explode when we noticed the house destroy!
Then she called us skanks
Despite her saying she didn't do it, we banned her from the Krew forever!

Boyfriend: [Singing] But what if she was being framed?

Funneh: [Singing] We were relieved to find out she died on a mountain

Boyfriend: [Shocked] Wait, what?!!!

Funneh and Gold: [Singing] Oh, how we hate that brat
Oh, how we hate that BRAT!!!!!!!

Boyfriend: [Clapping] Nice song! Though wasn't banning her from the Krew too extreme?

Gold: [Thinks about what Boyfriend just said, but shook it off quickly] Doesn't matter. She's dead. She hurt us, lied, and broke our trust. She deserved her death.

Boyfriend: How did she die on a mountain?

Draco: Her body was found below the mountain. It was both a horrible and satifying site that afterwards, we named the mountain, Mt. Rainbow as a memory of that brat.

Boyfriend: [Thinks on what he just heard] So this Rainbow girl did something that got her banned from the Krew, to which she claims that she was framed, and then she died from falling off a mountain? [To the Krew] Wait, who killed her?

Funneh: Nobody. She commited suicide, as there were no witnesses who saw anyone else go up or down the mountain. Only Rainbow went up it.

Boyfriend: [Still confused] Commited suicide? Why on Earth would she do that?!

Gold: No idea why she did it. The point is that she's dead and we're happy about it. Now we must head back to our house. Goodbye, weird boy. [They then took their leave as Boyfriend pondered about what he just heard]

Boyfriend: Okay, so these guys died because, Starlight wanted to avoid trouble, Sonic was heartbroken, Skid was accused of kidnapping, Rainbow was feeling guilty, and Girlfriend died in a car accident. Hmm, a cabin, beach, bathroom, mountain, and car crash. I don't know about Girlfriend, but it seems like these other four victims wanted to just rest in peace, but why do I feel like it's not that? [Just then, he past by Pump's house and heard screaming and yelling] Jeez, why do I keep feeling that Pump is super important. [Shrugs it off] Oh well. I completed my task. I better tell Miku what I heard. [And away he went]


FNF belongs to NinjaMuffin and Newgrounds

Spooky Month belongs to Sr Pelo

The Krew belongs to ItsFunneh

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