Mordecai POVI have been begging Twilight to watch my favorite gay show 911 Lone Star 🥵
She has been refusing saying "gay" is a sin (how dare Twilight).
I was so mad. I was infuriated.
I wanted to chop her up in pieces.
So I did.
My dinner was great. But lonley.
Twilight POV
Mordecai was trying to get me to watch some dumb show, and I really didn't cause it's so gay.
(I'm making myself mad 😠😤)
I told Mordecai being gay was a sin and he should burn if he is gay.
3rd person POV
Mordecai chopped Twilight into pieces then made soup out of her
The End.
Uhm don't find this offensive I am 💅🏻 and I wrote this story cause I was bored and needed something to do
Okay get it got it good 🏳️🌈✌🏻
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